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Something For Our Mothers Mother! (Silly But Sweet)
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12-01-2008, 04:49 PM
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Something For Our Mothers Mother! (Silly But Sweet)
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
The computer swallowed grandma. Yes, honestly its true! She pressed 'control' and 'enter' And disappeared from view. It devoured her completely, The thought just makes me squirm. She must have caught a virus Or been eaten by a worm. I've searched through the recycle bin And files of every kind; I've even used the Internet, But nothing did I find. In desperation, I asked Google My searches to refine. The reply from them was negative, Not a thing was found 'online.' So, if inside your 'Inbox,' My Grandma you should see, Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her And send her back to me. This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer........ They are the greatest!!! ? We do not stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing . NEVER Be The First To Get Old!
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12-01-2008, 05:31 PM
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Re: Something For Our Mothers Mother! (Silly But Sweet)
I was saddened when I read that because at that very moment I gazed out the window
My eyes feel upon a little yellow bird, with a little yellow bill I smiled at him so cheerfully, and feed him crusts of bread I went to slowing close the window, and crushed his little head… Kind of like grandma being eaten by a virus but not the same… |
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12-01-2008, 05:37 PM
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Re: Something For Our Mothers Mother! (Silly But Sweet)Quote:
 You Damn Canadians are just SICK!!!! Please DO NOT stop being Canadian. I love it!!!!! Yah!
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12-01-2008, 08:21 PM
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I can not see how you found humour in that?
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12-01-2008, 08:23 PM
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Re: Something For Our Mothers Mother! (Silly But Sweet)Quote:
I was laughing at me calling you, as a Canadian, sick! I did not wish for you to take my slam as a TRUE OFFENSE and therefore bracketed it in laughies!
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you are more Canadian than I, based on your sincerity. MALCO has compassion...MALCO has compassion...MALCO has compassion....MALCO has compassion...MALCO has compassion...
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