Solving Problems

dayspring

Got this in an email, you may have already seen it.


Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately.

Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida .

Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems.


+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border

+ Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat.


Any other problems you would like me to solve today?

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River Rat Dad

excellant job dayspring, take the rest of the day off my good man..

Patty

You are a very smart man, Day Spring.

.... maybe YOU should run for President against Glass.

..........This could get real interesting!

A+Carpenter

NO MAYBE 'YOU' SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT PATTY

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CE1

Do you have a solution to these problems? Mister Smarty Pants.

+ Who is going to dig the moat?

+ Who is going to move the dirt?

+ Who is going to supply the water for the alligators?


Paul Bunyan and Babe The Blue Ox ,I take it.

Details, Details, Details........you have to think like a GC.

snapper21

I wonder what gator tail is going to taste like on a tortilla?

joedonuts

Like chicken

Floorwizard

this is awesome!

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briselec

Most likely coz that's what crocodile tastes like.

Grumpy

Honestly I hav ebeen saying they should raise the level of the land in LA since the hurricanes hit. I don't think it would be too daunting of a task, I mean they did it in Chicago after the great fire. One developer turned some marsh land into land by trucking in his excavated dirt from other job sites. It is logistically possible.

Instead I see them building houses on 4' stilts.

snapper21

Good solution. May take care of their contaminated earth problem too. How many meth labs do you think got washed into the earth along with everything else?

DaveH

[QUOTE=CE1]Do you have a solution to these problems? Mister Smarty Pants.

+ Who is going to dig the moat?
Illegal immagrants...of coarse

+ Who is going to move the dirt?
Illegal immagrants ...of coarse

+ Who is going to supply the water for the alligators?
Mexico...They can't drink there's anyway...right?

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[QUOTE=DaveH]There he goes giving jobs to illegals when good, honest americans need work.

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Tscarborough

Grumpy, I have seen them dump 500 CuYds into a pad for a gas station and never raise the site. You can not compact the soil in New Orleans, you can only make it wriggle. It would take half the dirt in Mississippi to raise New Orleans above sea level.