So, Did You Hear About The Two Morons...

Robie

...that decided to do some remodeling?
They drove to the lumber yard and the one guy says..."You sit here, "I'll handle this". He approaches the clerk and says, "Hi, I'd like to buy some four by two's". The clerk responds, "You mean two by fours don't ya?"
"Uh, gee, I dunno, let me check, I'll be right back"
He checks with his buddy waiting in the car and approaches the clerk again.
"Yeah, I need some two by fours".
"How long you need 'em?", asks the clerk.
"Geesh, I dunno, I'll be right back".
He heads back out to his awaiting partner and then re-enters the store.
"We're gonna keep em"

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RobertCDF

Nice... I think I saw them building a deck down the street from me I will see if I can get some pics of it.

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Floorwizard

good one

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