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03-29-2009, 09:28 AM
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KemoSabe
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Snappy Comebacks
I am opening this thread to give us all a forum to throw a few darts at each other to relieve some tension. Hopefully everyone will keep a sense of humor and not take things to heart. Sometimes you have to be able to laugh at yourself to see the humor in the world around you. I'm sure this thread will inspire Gus to get things started with his uncanny ability to find humor in any situation. Fire away.
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03-29-2009, 09:56 AM
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Re: Snappy Comebacks
Yo Momma
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03-29-2009, 09:58 AM
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KemoSabe
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03-29-2009, 10:00 AM
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The Duke
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Re: Snappy Comebacks
I think this was one of my better ones
stated - "Oh my god, How the F**k can u americans do roofing geometry in inches, and all them fractions..... NIGHTMARE. Get with the program, use millimetres its the future, more accurate my opinion" comeback - "we measure our dicks in inches, not mm's."
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03-29-2009, 10:05 AM
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03-29-2009, 10:15 AM
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Re: Snappy Comebacks
I must say, after being so often
berated for clinging to the old ways, I am sorely disappointed in the number of people here unable to grasp the wonders of ........... Chocolate Covered Bacon!
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03-29-2009, 10:18 AM
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03-29-2009, 10:22 AM
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wood is good
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Re: Snappy Comebacks
Smells like tuna
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03-29-2009, 10:24 AM
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03-29-2009, 10:26 AM
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Curmudgeon
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Tastes like Nirvana.
Smells like Heaven. The ultimate combination of mankind's greatest achievements!  
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03-29-2009, 10:31 AM
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Re: Snappy Comebacks
"That guy is such a d***head, he has to wear a turtleneck to hide the foreskin..."
(apply when necessary...rinse and repeat)
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03-29-2009, 10:33 AM
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03-29-2009, 10:33 AM
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Re: Snappy Comebacks
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
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03-29-2009, 10:33 AM
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03-29-2009, 10:34 AM
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LRG WoodCrafting
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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LRG WoodCrafting
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It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
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03-29-2009, 10:35 AM
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KemoSabe
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Re: Snappy Comebacks
I once had a customer tell me, "Your making as much money as my accountant."
My reply, "If he wipes his a$$ with the same hand he writes his name with, he's no better than I am." 
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03-29-2009, 10:38 AM
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LRG WoodCrafting
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I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
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03-29-2009, 10:38 AM
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Re: Snappy Comebacks
" He'd __ck the crack of dawn if he could get up on time"
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03-29-2009, 10:39 AM
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