Redneck Strategy

JustaFramer

"Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"


"Yes. What can I do for you?"


"Well, I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!"


"Thank you very much for the call, sir."


The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.


The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"



"Did they split yer farwood?", says Virgil



"Yep!"


"Happy Birthday, buddy!"


(Who says rednecks aren't real bright?!)

Glasshousebltr

hmmm............time to stash in the walls at the next lath/plaster demo.

Bob

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rino1494

haha, that is pretty funny

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Teetorbilt

Not to burst your bubble but the local drunk will split about 2 full cords for a couple of bottles of White Rocket (about $6.00).

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