Redneck Love Poem

Originally Posted by HusqyPro

Carpenter by day.
Mad scientist by night.

Originally Posted by Leo G

A redneck love poem

susie lee done fell in love,
she planned to marry joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all,
she told her pappy so.

Pappy told her, susie gal,
you'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know,
but joe is yo' half brother.

So susie put aside her joe
and planned to marry will.
But after telling pappy this,
he said, 'there's trouble still.'

you can't marry will, my gal,
and please don't tell yo' mother.
But will and joe, and several mo'
i know is yo' half brother.

But mama knew and said, my child,
just do what makes yo' happy.
Marry will or marry joe;
you ain't no kin to pappy.
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Originally Posted by Cdat

Being a Redneck I find these types of jokes highly objectional.

Originally Posted by shanekw1

Farmers Dayvorce

A farmer walked into an Attorney's office wanting to file for divorce.
The Attorney asked: "May I help you?"

The farmer said: "Ya'uh! I want one of them there Dayvorces!"

Attorney: "Well, do you have any grounds?"

Farmer: "Ya'uh! I got's me 'bout a hundurt-n-fifty acres!"

Attorney: "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?"

Farmer: "Nope! Ain't got me no case! I has me a John Deere!"

Attorney: "No, no! You still don't understand! I mean, do you have a grudge?"

Farmer: "Yeah'sah! I has me a grudge! That's where I keeps mah John Deere!"

Attorney: "No sir! I mean, do you have a suit?"

Farmer: "Yea'up! I has a suit! I wears it to church on Sundees!"

Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything like that?"

Farmer: "Naw'sah! We both gets up 'bout 4:30!"

Attorney: "Well is she a nagger or anything like that?"

Farmer: "Naw! She's a little white gal! But our last young'un was a nagger!
That there's the reason I want this here dayvorce!




Sorry, got reminded of this reading Leo's post.

Originally Posted by Celtic

I tell ya what ~ your gonna love this :