A Recent Study

Robie

This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
Argued over nothing.
Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
Gained weight.
Talked excessively without making sense.
Became overly emotional.
Couldn't drive.
Failed to think rationally
Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.

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theworx

Now that's funny. Please excuse me I have to go sit down and take a pee and then go and figure out how I can get my parked truck closer than two feet from the curb (within 20 moves)!!! Oh yeah, and have I told you guys I love you!!!

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ron schenker

If this is true, then why am I bald

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RobertCDF

I would have to agree, that study is right on the money. Not be a big drinker myself I have not yet turned into a woman... However I have seen many a man at the pool hall turn into a woman.

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dougchips

None of the women replied to this.....were they once men like us and had a few to many?

hjm

Some like it bald

Debookkeeper

Argued over nothing. - Not in my nature

Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. Never a problem doing that.

Gained weight. I plead the 5th

Talked excessively without making sense. I do that when sober too

Became overly emotional. Does amorous count as an emotion?

Couldn't drive. I could drive - it was staying awake that was difficult

Failed to think rationally - I knew it was wrong when I did it.

Had to sit down while urinating. - this is true - it was remembering to pull down my pants first that was the bummer! The stall walls also are effective to place your head on for balance to pull them back up.

Ahhh - those were the days of youth