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Old 08-31-2006, 05:04 PM   #21
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OK try this:

A man is found dead in the Arctic with a pack on his back.
What happened?
He died.

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Old 08-31-2006, 05:16 PM   #22
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The pack of Wolves killed him?
Yep. That didn't go far did it?
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What flies when it's on,
and floats when it's off?
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What flies when it's on,
and floats when it's off?
A feather.
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A feather.
Man your good. I thought that would go more than one post.
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A carpenter was in a terrible hurry. He had to work as quickly as possible to cut a very heavy 10 foot plank into 10 equal sections. If it takes 1 minute per cut, how long will it take him to get the 10 equal pieces?
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9 minutes.
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Damn your good.
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And I'm just a high school graduate.
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You guys/gals are a rip. Try this one.

If it takes 6 men 6 days to dig 6 holes. How long will it take 1 man to dig a half a hole??
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he can actually do it in as little as 4 minutes.
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how do you dig half a hole?
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how do you dig half a hole?

Exactly!!
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Ok you are in a room no windows or doors. The only thing you have is a table and a mirror how do you get out?
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Ok you are in a room no windows or doors. The only thing you have is a table and a mirror how do you get out?
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Sorry, I'm kinda dumb... is that a table or a mirror?
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Look in the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw, cut the table in half; two halves make a "whole", then climb out the "hole."
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Look in the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw, cut the table in half; two halves make a "whole", then climb out the "hole."

I see, said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw.
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wow I wonder how BIG DAVE ever figured that out?
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OK, they seem to be getting harder.

See how long it take for the right answer to be posted for this one.


You are in a dungeon with two guards. One guard always tells the truth and the other always tell a lie. You do not know which is which.

There are two doors. One door leads to freedom and the other leads to sure death. You do not know which is which.

You have been given the chance to save yourself by asking one question of the guards. The answer to the "question" will allow you to go free. What is your question???

The clock is ticking.
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