Quackasaur Rex

Glasshousebltr

Ok, I'm building a home for some folks. They've got a small lake and some geese. I mean some big damn geese. Well this one goose, the biggest white butterball I've ever seen has taken a grudge to me. At first she'd just squawk at me and shake her a$$, kinda like my wives did. But now she sneaks up on me and bites me on the a$$.......mmm...my wives again....

This is no crap, I think that damn goose wants to mate with me and she's mean, she bites hard too. The rest of my fellas stay well clear of her but I find myself drawn to her seductive crouch and moaning quack. Could it be the memoirs of my past marriages?

Bob

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slickshift

Oui oui Bobby
Zeese goose, she will sneek up on vous and bite you in the bottom non?
Zee goose, she makes you think of your wives non?
Zee pleasure, zee pain, zee boom boom wah wah wah
It ees her nature monsiour
Zee nature of...
Zee Grey Goose

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slickshift

Yup
She wants you

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Cole

I have been bitten by one too and it does hurt.

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IHI

Bob, just dont turn around at the "wrong time" and ruin any chances for future "get togethers

We did a job for a guy that had his own petting zoo and about 30 ostriches...them's some intimidating birds to be around I tell ya...they bite but not real hard, I just know they aint afraid to peck your head

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Warning: if you experience an....lasting more than 4 hours call your doctor immediately.

Teetorbilt

So Bob, what's for supper?

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theworx

I've heard about being Goosed but that's ridiculous !! Obviously you do have a way with the ladies!!!

Have had a customers dog start humping my leg but had his eyes closed. Doesn't say much for my looks if even the dog closes his eyes when he's humping my leg !!!

jmic

Bob,
Just make sure she don't quacker on the old wacker!

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Joe

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What a story to come home to. It made me laugh dude

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realpurty2

Muhahaha The post alone is funny enough but I read this line wrong completely! ( use your imagination...)

Bob, don't take a gander at her "crouch" too long or else you'll get goose bumps!

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slickshift

Which I always thought was funny
If I experience one of those lasting more than four hours, I'm calling a ****o agent

Show me the money!

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CGofMP

I think that we have a new use for a roto zip!

That or you could carry around a machette for a couple days until dinner is headless on the ground...

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snapper21

Quit eating fish and use a scented toilet paper. Does she flip the bill?

benchmark2323

wouldnt kick her out of bed for eatin qwackers would ya?