Priceless

Tom M

You got to love this guy...
>This is a true story about a recent
>wedding that took place at Clemson University .
>It was in the local newspaper and even
>Jay Leno mentioned it.
>
>It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
>��After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
>with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
>He said he wanted to thank
>everyone for coming, many from
>long distances, to support them
>at their wedding.� �
>����� ��� �
>He especiall y wanted to thank the bride's and his family
>and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
>As a token of his deep appreciation
>he said he wanted to give everyone
>a special gift just from him.
>
>So taped to the bottom of
>everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.
>
>He said this was his gift to
>everyone, and asked them to
>open their envelope.
>
>
>
>������������������������������������������������� �������������������������������������������������� ����
>Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
>of his bride having sex with the best man.
>
>The groom had gotten suspicious
>of them weeks earlier and had
>hired a private detective to tail
>them.
>
>After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'
>
>He had the marriage annulled
>first thing in the morning.
>
>While most people would have canceled the wedding
>immediately after finding out
>about the affair, this
>guy goes through with the
>charade, as if nothing were wrong.
>
>His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face
>when they see the 8x10 glossy
>of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.
>
>There are some things money
>can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD��
>
>
>A Mastercard Wedding
>��'Life isn't like a bowl
>of cherries or peaches,
>it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--
>��what you do today,
>might burn your ass tomorrow......'

Bone Saw

Zafar Ahmed

Thats why I suggest not to rush for marriage if you dont have a good past.

masterk

He's THE MAN
Dad just gave away his little whor3 & got her back in the same day.

SelfContract

If I were there, I would be dumb-found too BUT..... I would still KEEPING sitting & wating for delicious food courses to be served.... and swallow fast da foods... & please everyone else does the same... just enjoy your expensive meals... (or I would eat the WHOLE table foods myself )...Heck, why not why... and who care who & who.... as long as foods there... ???

wizendwizard

Thats the way it should be done

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JumboJack

Urban Legend....http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

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JamesNLA

Here's another one the wife sent me...I think it's BS, but funny none the less:

I usually don't forward jokes on, but this is PRICELESS! Women are so
> smart!!!
>
> She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
> suitcases.
>
> On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
>
> On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
> dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.
>
> When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited
> a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods .
>
> She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned
> with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
>
> Then slowly, the house began to smell.
>
> They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.
> Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.
>
> Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to
> set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
>
> Nothing worked.
> People stopped coming over to visit.
> Repairmen refused to work in the house.
> The maid quit.
>
> Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to
> move.
>
> A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they
> could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
>
> Word got out and eventually even the local Realtors refused to return
> their calls.
>
> Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to
> purchase a new place.
>
> The ex-wife called the man and asked how things w ere going.
>
> He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and
> said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
>
> Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a
> price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.
>
> She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
>
> A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched
> the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........
>
> And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!!!!!!
>
> I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?

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PARA1

A buddy of mine recieved a DEAR JOHN letter while he was deployed (U.S.M.C), inside the letter was a photo of his girlfriend blowing some dude. My friend just return mailed it to her parents.

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