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Now This Is Drunk.
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03-07-2010, 04:40 PM
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I builds'em
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Now This Is Drunk.
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03-07-2010, 04:58 PM
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Re: Now This Is Drunk.
LMAO-truth is usally funnier than fiction!
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03-07-2010, 07:30 PM
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Re: Now This Is Drunk.
This was about 30 years ago, - - but a friend of mine was blasted and was about to drive home from the bar, and I pleaded with him not to, but he wouldn't listen.
About 15 minutes later, - - I get a tap on the shoulder. It's him, - - he says he's fine to drive but just needs me to help him get his keys in the ignition!! 
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03-07-2010, 07:35 PM
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03-07-2010, 10:19 PM
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I builds'em
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03-07-2010, 10:28 PM
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Re: Now This Is Drunk.
Win., I bet your wife was pissed that night. Bout down with your classes?
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03-07-2010, 10:42 PM
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Yeah, this time I gave him a ride, - - we're still good friends, - - what a piece of work he is. You know how sometimes you're driving down the street and you see a good-lookin' gal off to your left and the next thing you know the guy in front of you is hitting his brakes, causing you to slam yours down at the last minute?? This same buddy told me one time, after hitting the car in front of him in that situation, - - "she was so frikkin' hot when I hit the guy in front of me, my foot was still on the gas!!"
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03-07-2010, 10:45 PM
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03-07-2010, 10:51 PM
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03-07-2010, 10:58 PM
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Re: Now This Is Drunk.
I always heard that the officer came back the next day pissed off and had been looking for the guy all night because the guy had taken his cruiser.. and being an embarrassment, didn't arrest the guy
Funny as hell anyway. 
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03-07-2010, 10:59 PM
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Yeah that same story is told in the movie Good Will Hunting.
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03-07-2010, 11:14 PM
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JumboJack for president!
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03-07-2010, 11:52 PM
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Re: Now This Is Drunk.
Hes on ghb, the date rape drug.
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03-08-2010, 12:17 AM
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in texas with framing and cornish people will do it for 3.00 a foot. What do yall think about that? Just laber |
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03-08-2010, 01:21 AM
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03-08-2010, 11:07 PM
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I'm guessing he got a free ride (in the back seat).
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03-11-2010, 12:58 PM
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Re: Now This Is Drunk.
He couldnt sit or get up yet he never lets go of the 12 pack.
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03-11-2010, 01:14 PM
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Handle It!
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Re: Now This Is Drunk.
I have, on more than one occasion, fallen on my ass and NEVER spilled a drop!
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03-11-2010, 01:26 PM
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Re: Now This Is Drunk.
how wasted is he, ive been in some messes in ma life but woooow he takes the prize
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03-11-2010, 02:03 PM
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