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Old 11-03-2008, 11:04 PM   #1
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Need An Excuse.

Anybody else's wife think they spend too much time on this site. What excuse are you using to spend more time here. Luckily right now the movie "The Notebook" is on, so I'm in the clear for tonight. Whatcha guys got for me? (Or is this some of that "Premium" info where I'll need like 1500 posts to aquire the secret code?) Thanks for having me guys, I really enjoy this community of blessed knowledge and BS.

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Old 11-03-2008, 11:11 PM   #2
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Anybody else's wife think they spend too much time on this site. What excuse are you using to spend more time here. Luckily right now the movie "The Notebook" is on, so I'm in the clear for tonight. Whatcha guys got for me? (Or is this some of that "Premium" info where I'll need like 1500 posts to aquire the secret code?) Thanks for having me guys, I really enjoy this community of blessed knowledge and BS.
Let her know it is either contractor talk or more sex
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Old 11-04-2008, 12:04 AM   #3
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I am da man, I do what I want with my time. When she offers sex, the computer gets shut off. Otherwise, I do what I want.
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Old 11-04-2008, 12:06 AM   #4
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Get a new set a nuts
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Old 11-04-2008, 07:55 AM   #5
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Let her know it is either contractor talk or more sex
This works for me also. Besides, with all the night time soaps and cop shows, she's too distracted to care about what I'm doing.

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Old 11-04-2008, 08:26 AM   #6
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I can't help you,I run my home.
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Old 11-04-2008, 08:33 AM   #7
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Spend some time on some ****o sites, - - and then let her convince you to come back here.

She'll think she got her way, - - and you'll know you got yours.


P.S. - - this particular strategy only works if you remember to come back . . .
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Old 11-04-2008, 11:45 AM   #8
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Spend some time on some ****o sites, - - and then let her convince you to come back here.

She'll think she got her way, - - and you'll know you got yours.


P.S. - - this particular strategy only works if you remember to come back . . .
I second this idea. After the other sites, she'll gladly let you waste time here.
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Old 11-04-2008, 11:47 AM   #9
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Yes!!!! "The Lesser of Two Evils" is ALWAYS a smart and effective ploy!
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Old 11-04-2008, 01:00 PM   #10
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That is the most complete spell a woman can cast, making you think you won. :>)

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Old 11-04-2008, 04:11 PM   #11
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put a link to your web page in your sig...tell her you are improving your internet marketing
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I always tell her it's work related
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Old 11-04-2008, 06:37 PM   #13
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That is the most complete spell a woman can cast, making you think you won. :>)

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If we would just stop and think it sometimes.
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Old 11-04-2008, 07:05 PM   #14
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Re: Need An Excuse.

I run my house with an iron fist, no woman tells me how long I can stay on the inter...........
Damn, wife wants me to pick up her mom from the train station, be right back.
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Old 11-04-2008, 07:37 PM   #15
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Mine spends alot of time on "my space" so I just tell her this is kinda like my my space only...... better!
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That is the most complete spell a woman can cast, making you think you won. :>)

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Are you speaking from experience
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Old 11-04-2008, 08:04 PM   #17
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Get a new set a nuts

Yeeaaahhh.....we're all big talkers when she's not around now aren't we.

PS. How many sets have you gone through?
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Old 11-04-2008, 08:17 PM   #18
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Funny thread, first off with only 23 posts and already having to fend off the wifey, i fear for your future here. now for your gameplan, if you can make her feel confident and secure, ie, (buy her stuff), you will be fine. welcome to the best site on the net. G
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Are you speaking from experience
All I'm allowed to say is it's been 36 years for us so far, with no fatalities. But everytime I feel like I'm in control I get that sinking worrisome feeling.

Currently.....resisting urge....to state my.....(agh)......graditude.......


Must drink beer now.

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Old 11-04-2008, 08:44 PM   #20
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Hubby has the remote and is happy! I have my laptop, when I start laughing or typing, he says "what now" and gets on his laptop to see or post, this and painttalk are the only sites he visits!
He says " I may be the head of the house, but she is the neck that turns the head!"
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