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Old 12-20-2008, 08:02 PM   #1
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my gf says one of these days she is going to dress up like a computer, this way she can get attention, she says the nurse outfit wont work for me
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Old 12-20-2008, 08:09 PM   #2
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We need a picture of her before we can analyze the true extent of your problem.
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Old 12-20-2008, 08:27 PM   #3
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my gf says one of these days she is going to dress up like a computer, this way she can get attention, she says the nurse outfit wont work for me
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Have her dress up like Poland. Then you can pretend to be German and invade her.
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Have her dress up like Poland. Then you can pretend to be German and invade her.
LMAO!
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I like to repeatedly bang on the enter button myself
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My wife is always complaining about my computer usage.
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Old 12-20-2008, 09:32 PM   #7
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At a restaurant we used to frequent, we would see another couple come in, and both had books....they would order, and then read....I used to think it was sad to be them, not having anything to talk about......

Now....my wife and I do not share the same tastes in tv viewing....so we already divided up...I have the back den...the computer is here, with my desk...kind of like a man cave...she looks in and shakes her head....but she has the big screen and her computer...we both do the same things...watch and surf....in different rooms.

In our defense, we do eat dinner together as a family...no tv on...and do this nearly every evening.
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In our defense, we do eat dinner together as a family...no tv on...and do this nearly every evening.
That's probably the most important thing anyway. My mother insisted on that every evening. Touchstone of the day was the family dinner.

My GF just shakes her head at CT, she thinks it's Martha Stewart for guys.
Hey, I saw a recipe for chili on here once.
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my gf says one of these days she is going to dress up like a computer, this way she can get attention, she says the nurse outfit wont work for me
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My GF just shakes her head at CT, she thinks it's Martha Stewart for guys.
Hey, I saw a recipe for chili on here once.
Yeah - yours

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Here is a good, robust, but not too spicy chili that I have made and enjoyed many times. It's from the Atkins diet, I was never on that but I like some of their recipes:
1 TABLESPOON OLIVE OIL
1 LARGE CHOPPED ONION
6 CLOVES MINCED GARLIC
2 MEDIUM JALAPENOS MINCED
2 POUNDS GROUND SIRLOIN
(TWO POUNDS CUBED SIRLOIN STEAK CAN BE SUBSTITUTED, IT"S VERY GOOD IF YOU LIKE CHUNKY, I FIND 1/2" CUBES WORK WELL)
2 TO 4 TABLESPOONS CHILI POWDER (DEPENDING ON PERSONAL TASTE)
1/2 TEASPOON CAYENNE PEPPER
1/2 TEASPOON SALT
BLACK PEPPER TO TASTE
1 SIXTEEN OUNCE CAN DICED TOMATOES, JUICE AND ALL
2 CUPS CHICKEN BROTH

TO PREPARE:
HEAT OIL IN HEAVY SKILLET OVER MEDIUM HIGH HEAT
ADD ONIONS AND GARLIC AND FRY ( REAL MEN DO NOT SAUTE ANYTHING, EVER.) UNTIL ONIONS ARE TRANSLUCENT
ADD SIRLOIN AND COOK UNTIL BROWN (IF USING GROUND SIRLOIN, MAKE SURE IT BREAKS UP, NO BIG CLUMPS)
ADD CHILI POWDER, SALT, PEPPER AND JALAPENOS
STIR IN THE DICED TOMATOES AND CHICKEN BROTH
REDUCE HEAT TO LOW AND SIMMER FOR AT LEAST 1 1/2 HOURS
FOR SPICIER CHILI ADD MORE JALAPENOS OR CHILI POWDER AND CAYENNE
SERVE WITH RAW DICED ONIONS AND CHEDDAR CHEESE ON TOP
Now Rotarex, where's the pic or is there a reason you prefer us to her???
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Have her dress up like Poland. Then you can pretend to be German and invade her.

What Movie was that???? A Mel Brooks Movie maybe????


Never mind. Found it. Bette Midler!


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Yeah - yours



Now Rotarex, where's the pic or is there a reason you prefer us to her???
So THAT'S where I left it! Thanks Tech!
Damn, short term memory problem.....
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Old 12-20-2008, 10:55 PM   #13
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What Movie was that???? A Mel Brooks Movie maybe????


Never mind. Found it. Bette Midler!


http://littlecalamity.tripod.com/Quotes/G.html
Outstanding MALCO!
You busted me on that and SLSTech finds my chili recipe I was trying to pawn off as someone else's.
Can't get a thing past you guys.
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Now Rotarex, where's the pic or is there a reason you prefer us to her???
Yes, we now need photographic evidence.
Make that chili sometime, it's pretty good.
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Outstanding MALCO!
You busted me on that and SLSTech finds my chili recipe I was trying to pawn off as someone else's.
Can't get a thing past you guys.
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Old 12-20-2008, 11:11 PM   #16
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You should know by now that a picture is always recommended with any post.
It helps us to evaluate and better understand your problem.
Dont want to put you to a lot of trouble so the Nurses uniform would be fine.
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Old 12-20-2008, 11:39 PM   #17
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You should know by now that a picture is always recommended with any post.
It helps us to evaluate and better understand your problem.
Dont want to put you to a lot of trouble so the Nurses uniform would be fine.
If the nurse's uniform is not available, may we suggest whatever she wore the last time you two played Cowboy and School Mar'm. Or, Escaped Prisoner and Warden's Wife.
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Old 12-20-2008, 11:41 PM   #18
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A Pic eh, well my woman got a belly baby due 3 months from now, thats not the reason im on here, i just find something funny on here all the time that crack me up and the occasional question but here is a pic, im gonna keep it up for 10 min only
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A Pic eh, well my woman got a belly baby due 3 months from now, thats not the reason im on here, i just find something funny on here all the time that crack me up and the occasional question but here is a pic, im gonna keep it up for 10 min only
Well buddy, as much as I like CT, I'd say what you've got there would rate much higher and be a welcome worthwhile distraction.
Good on ya' for posting her pic, she's a beauty, and congrats on the little one on the way.
Cheers!
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Old 12-20-2008, 11:46 PM   #20
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i personally want a farm of kids, this way i can put em all to work haha then in 20 years from now they will be on CT complaining how their daddy is a hard azz
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