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Old 03-16-2009, 06:45 PM   #1
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so this morning on the way to work i had the radio on, and the morning show has a thing called the morning boner. meaning every morning they tell some story of someone doing something really stupid such as going to a car dealership to steal a car. but they do it as if their taking a test drive, give all their info including their drivers license etc. then steal the car....


so anyhow apparently some couple were going at it. and were using toys. things progress and they decide to use the guys recip saw to hook up the sextoy to for "more power", anyhow they connect the toy to the blade and cover it over, anyhow the toy came unhooked leaving just the blade while inside..... needless to say a phone call was made for an ambulance do to a gash being made much larger. ewwwwwwww.

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Old 03-16-2009, 06:58 PM   #2
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There's a whole website dedicated to that. They have various tools. I'd post a link, but it's hardcore ***. It's been around for years now. They sell the stuff too. They have one out of a Rigid Cordless called the drilldo. Someone told me about it along time ago

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How's it going BKFranks?
Hopefully you found some work to do.
I'm not doing s**t.
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Old 03-16-2009, 07:22 PM   #4
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How's it going BKFranks?
Hopefully you found some work to do.
I'm not doing s**t.
Leave it to you to respond to someone in the sex toy thread...I'm just sayin'
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Old 03-16-2009, 07:32 PM   #5
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I'm a freak, what can I say?
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How's it going BKFranks?
Hopefully you found some work to do.
I'm not doing s**t.
It's beyond slow...it's dead! That's why I responding to posts about sex toys made out of tools.
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It's beyond slow...it's dead! That's why I responding to posts about sex toys made out of tools.
Same here.That's why I question weirdos like Mike about commenting in sex toy threads...
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I'm just happy to be communicating with someone. It's not as if I'm fielding phone calls from customers all day. At least Jumbo Jack remembers my name. My wife has re-named me "Since you aren't doing anything tomorrow, could you....."
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I'm just happy to be communicating with someone. It's not as if I'm fielding phone calls from customers all day. At least Jumbo Jack remembers my name. My wife has re-named me "Since you aren't doing anything tomorrow, could you....."
My new name is Mr.Mom.
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