Maxxed Out My Man Card

Kyras

Worked construction.
Drove a truck to the hardware store.
Looked at tools, just stared a while.
Bought primer. Primer is manly.
Put on a dirty shirt from 3 days ago.
Wore workboots.
Used power tools on a boat.
Felt manly just being near a boat. Plus the power tools.
Wore a respirator, safety glasses, earplugs.
Got covered in dust from sanding.
Looked manly, and dusty, in the boat. With the tools.
Drove a sports car to get more tools.
Put out the vibe.

I would go pound some cold ones at the sports bar, but my man card is maxxed out for the day.

Tomorrow I will fold laundry and buy groceries...sigh

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genecarp

Interesting---Very Interesting, GMOD

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nEighter

You are married correct?

If so.. it is good to be able to take em outta their box on your wife's side of the chest of drawers and see how they still fit

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Kyras

Single life for me my friend. Ahhhhhh. Boats, cars and bad food.

I wore a yoke and pulled the marriage plow hard for 23 years. (RIP)

It's a pirate's life for me! (farts and spits on the floor).

Now I gotta clean that up. The spit I mean.

bert0168

LOL

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Originally Posted by CCCo. Yep, you guessed, sold by a fancy white guy, installed by the brown army.

Tom R

Soooo, - - it's OK to be offensive when YOU think it's funny??

(See??, - - anybody can play humor police, but it's usually only hypocrites) . . .

Kyras

Humor police? Nah. But watching that video I couldn't help but feel it was a bit too realistic. You know, fiery death and all that. I see the humor in mocking tragedy, sure. I see the humor in mocking other peoples abject failure, sure. I see the American-centric humor in mocking the Japanese, sure. I get the inside joke of crucifying Toyota so that our own crippled car companies can eek out a living in a global economy.

What farts have to do with it I don't really know. But us hypocrites are kinda slow that way.

Tom R

It's not mocking any of those things anywhere other than in your PC mind, - - it's simply mocking a fast car that won't stop. If you don't like it, - - move along, - - and we'll try to remember to notice . . .

solarguy

I've killed very few people with my farts. Couple of dogs and a leftie but he didn't count.

Darwin

Drove the van today.
Did some framing. Framing is manly.
Cut the wood. Nailed the wood. Sawdust smells cool.
Framed the walls. Looked at it. It was proper.
My boots are tired. I will change socks tomorrow.