Martha's Coming!

Mike Finley

Watch out, Martha Stewart is getting out of the slammer in just about a week. She's been locked up for 5 months so you can bet she is probably horny as hell!

Teetorbilt

Mike, That is a very scary thought, not to mention frightening.
Think she made any new friends in there?

CGofMP

You guys that deal with yuppies a lot may want to brush up on your skills in painting "The Cement Look" and otherwise making your typical suburbia tract home look a bit more... cell like.

Doubtless she will have a wonderful special on sprucing up the stainless steel toilets and how to decorate for 'intimate' friends in a restrictive environment.

I'm telling ya, the GCs who can provide the backdrop for the yuppies to decorate like whatever has inspired Martha are gonna have a leg up (or is it open) on the competition...

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Teetorbilt

I see her next line as having a lot to do with vertical stripes. Bets anyone?

PipeGuy

I used to work around a dump truck driver that cruised the drag in front of the women's 'correctional institute' on Fridays - said that was release day. He swore it was a great deal until one day he hooks up with a chic that tells him, shall we say, mid stream, that if it ain't the best she's ever had it'll be the last time he needs to worry about 'protection'. He said he was about to have a heart attack when he made a grab for his jeans and a run for the hotel parking lot. As Martha would say -that's a good thing.

Glasshousebltr

I'll bet the food segment of her first program will feature Martha's Prison Pot Pie.

Bob

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Mike Finley

HA HA! That is one hardcore chick!

PM me her number, I want to hire her for collections.