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Old 12-13-2008, 10:11 AM   #1
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A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning
into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of
her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the
eyes of her
screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the
biker says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a
man do in my whole life.'
The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt
right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed.
I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this
story on the front page.. So, what do you do for a living and what
political affiliation do you have?''
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The
journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

hahaha, would one expect any less?

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Old 12-13-2008, 10:54 AM   #2
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A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning
into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of
her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the
eyes of her
screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the
biker says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a
man do in my whole life.'
The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt
right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed.
I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this
story on the front page.. So, what do you do for a living and what
political affiliation do you have?''
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The
journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

hahaha, would one expect any less?
Classic.
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