Little Guy's Joke.

sage

Here's one from my four year old nephew.

Two termites walk into a bar and ask, wheres the Bar - Tender!

He's four, whadda ya want! Dangerfield?

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reveivl

My four year old told me this one: "What did the fish say when he hit a wall? "Dam!"

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go dart

a family takes their usual sunday drive when rounding the bend they pass a parked car when a naked woman stands up and waves to them. a block or two pass when the 5 yr old boy tells his mom THAT LADY WASN,T WEARING A SEAT BELT!

sage

Heard this on the job.

Duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.

Bartender: "We don't serve your kind here so get lost."

Next day: Same duck walks into the same bar and asks the bartender for a beer.

Bartender: "I told you yesterday that we don't serve your kind here SO GET THE HELL OUT AND IF YOU COME BACK AGAIN I'M GONNA NAIL YOUR F'N FEET TO THE FLOOR AND KNOCK THAT BILL OFF YOUR FACE."

Next day: Same duck walks into the same bar, walks up to the bartender.

Bartender: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT"

Duck: "you got any nails?"

Bartender: "Well......no.

Duck: "Then I'll take a beer"


I guess this one is in the delivery.

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theworx

Good kids joke: "How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little Boogie in it".

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony sucked but the reception was great.

A set of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says: "I'll serve you but don't start anything!!"

A dyslexic man walks into a BRA.

The invisible man married the invisible woman. A lovely couple but their kids are really nothing to look at!!

If a cannibal eats a clown, would he find it tasting kind of funny.

Glasshousebltr

Maybe an old one, my son told it to me when he was a kid.

Adam walking threw Eden with his head down.

God asks Adam whats wrong.

Adam says he named all the animals and now he's bored.

God asks if Adam would like him to make a women for him.

Adam asks what a women is.

God says shes a companion, that cares for ya, cooks ya supper and breakfast, rubs your back and feet, stays by your side and helps ya get threw the hard times.

Adam says she sounds like she'd cost an arm and a leg.

God says she does.

Adam asks what he can get for a rib.

Bob

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