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03-18-2009, 02:12 PM
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LRG WoodCrafting
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?' 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.' 'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said. 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.' 'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us, also.' The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!' 'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered . They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind.' 'Thank you for taking all of us with you.' The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. 'You'll really love my place. 'The grass is almost a foot high'
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03-18-2009, 02:37 PM
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Re: Lawyers
ugg lmao
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03-18-2009, 02:46 PM
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Re: Lawyers
It would be funny if it wasn't so true.
 On day the devil came to a lawyer and said, "I will make you the richest, most famous lawyer in the world if you will just do this one thing" Curiously the lawyer said "and what is this thing you want me to do" ? devil replied, "just will me the souls of your wife and oldest child" lawyer answered "hmm, what's the catch" ?
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03-18-2009, 06:05 PM
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Re: Lawyers
Does anyone know why attorneys wear neck ties?
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03-18-2009, 06:35 PM
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03-18-2009, 07:43 PM
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Re: Lawyers
Well, you should finish the joke then.
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03-18-2009, 07:56 PM
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Re: Lawyers
99 out of 100 lawyers
give the other a bad name. |
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03-18-2009, 08:09 PM
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Capra aegagrus
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Okay, but this is a family forum. It's to keep a certain portion of their anatomy from covering another certain portion. I have to admit, I've often thought that's too close to the truth. |
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03-18-2009, 08:49 PM
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Re: Lawyers
This is surely a raunchy forum. The reason attorneys wear neck ties is to keep their foreskin down.
If you've ever seen a bald one wearing a beige turtleneck sweater, you'll understand why this is necessary. |
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