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11-08-2009, 10:10 PM
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Re: It's A Rapp
a cranial enema
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11-08-2009, 10:11 PM
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Re: It's A Rapp
is needed for....
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11-08-2009, 10:38 PM
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Re: It's A Rapp
to get away
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11-08-2009, 11:18 PM
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Re: It's A Rapp
pay the price
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11-08-2009, 11:27 PM
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Re: It's A Rapp
for head lice
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11-09-2009, 01:17 AM
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Re: It's A Rapp
add some spice
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11-09-2009, 07:43 AM
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Re: It's A Rapp
Don't think twice
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11-09-2009, 07:47 AM
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Re: It's A Rapp
Craigs List ads
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11-09-2009, 10:13 AM
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Re: It's A Rapp
who dat is?
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11-09-2009, 02:24 PM
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Re: It's A Rapp
make more work
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11-10-2009, 07:54 AM
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Re: It's A Rapp
Do it right
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11-10-2009, 09:46 AM
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Re: It's A Rapp
out of sight
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11-10-2009, 01:44 PM
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Re: It's A Rapp
out of mind
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11-11-2009, 08:36 AM
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Re: It's A Rapp
Don't get behind
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11-11-2009, 09:41 AM
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Re: It's A Rapp
bump and grind
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11-11-2009, 10:24 AM
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Re: It's A Rapp
my nuts itch
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11-11-2009, 11:35 AM
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Re: It's A Rapp
I smell fish
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11-11-2009, 07:47 PM
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NEW JACK ROOFER
(ALA' ICE T'S "NEW JACK HUSTLER") Roofer! Word I put the shingles on Nail 'em up Then the "F"n leak is gone So many squares Sometimes it's absurd Last thing I sweat? Building Inspector! Move like a fly when I climb up A flat is next BANG another roll drops You gotta pay me cash Cause if you pay by check Then the IRS will get upset! I got no time to lose Jobs to gain In my truck, I always got membrane. Of course I can fix leaks You MF'n right Quick when I shingle Check my lines Keep my seams tight! So many squares at a time (you'd) think there are 12 of us 19, I had a $30,000. truck! Pay me later? I ain't goin' fo' it Get my forks, I'm going to go re-rip it... ...cause I don't want to hear that crap! I'm proud to be a New Jack Roofer! [Yo man you know what I'm sayin? You got it goin on my man, I like how you're torchin' down. You got the fly trucks, the crew, the tools! Look at that hammer right there, I know it's steel, it's gotta be steel! Man, you the flyest Roofer I seen in my life! Yo man, I just wanna drop rolls with you man, How can I torch down?] Watch out! A shingle just fell down Ease back, Because it weighs at least 5lbs Out the way, It's the best made Waterproof! It last longer that A.I.D.S.! Got my crew in check I bought a new Ford So much work That I never get bored All I think about is Squares & more! Imagine that! Me workin' for Salvatore! (my former employer) That's a joke Cause my pockets get fatter When I die It'd be from falling off a ladder! You don't like my prices? "F" you! I'm rollin' with my own crew! Cause I'm a New Jack Roofer... ...R-double "o"-F-E-R... ROOFER! Here I come Time to get paid off As I stride My tool belt sways back and forth I care nothin' bout heights And that's evident All I love is my gun And puttin' coils in it! You lazy, Don't bring it. In the end I will seal the seams in this system. I learned NOTHING in school Drove me berserk Hit the roofs with my Pop's And now I got work! I had nuthin And I wanted it Your ceiling had some water And you called it in Then your ceiling Commenced to leaking With my truck, My repair came speedy! Got me fixin' Everybody's wet spots Every flat that I do Another roll drops! Waterproof the plan And that I understand Damn! I got tar on my hand! But Roofin' I know And that's what I learned I gotta get paid I got money to earn With my Poppy Out on the roof, Kick back, Crack a Pepsi and laugh! Cool out and watch my new Truck gleam Is this a bump? Or a messed up seam! So think twice If you're canvassing my block! You want to get dropped When the roof gets hot? Since a teen I have seen So many squares That it's obscene! You don't come up much And you better not Watch out! Another roll drops! I gotta get more Contracts Than you got! So what if some General Contractor get naught! That's how the job is bid & I'm takin' it The competitions' cheap But I beat them on quality Certification? "Pro"! And I get jobs with ease! I'm raised like a Roofer My heart pumps Flashing! When I chill I chill with my suppliers My Hatchet's my best friend I'm never getting fired! Don't use me There's gonna be a catastrophe! There'll be no other one like me! A Roofer! R-double "o"-F-E-R... ROOFER!
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Re: It's A Rapp
that was nice
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11-11-2009, 09:09 PM
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Re: It's A RappQuote:
 Thanks Yo!
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