Itching Powder

Leo G

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous
breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to
touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague,
Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought
about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his
desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause
Nick readily agreed to the scheme.


The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned
to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King
and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours,
would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva
of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick.
Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote
for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next
four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and
hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found
Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing
that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh, he
told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately
summoned Nick .

The moral of the story - Pay your bills.

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TempestV

Now that's a good one. I hadn't heard that one before.

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And Nick the Dragon Slayer said: