If You Own A '90s Green Ford Escort And Live In Oregon, Paint It A Different Color!

mickeyco

I'm surprised a Ford from the '90s is still on the road.





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Trim40

Maybe I should park my Pinto in the garage!

tinner666

Hope they don't come here and go after my 70's Fords.

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mickeyco

Just take it right to scrap yard to prevent any possibility of a fire. We actually had a Pinto when I was a kid back in the 70s (5 of us in one of those things), we got a bigger car when the last to kids came on board.




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DBCoop

Yep..... I live in the area. Word is that is perhaps a women scorned!!!! Bad news,I own two Fords ......Good news,they are not Escorts. Indeed very wierd!!!!!

Tscarborough

As a general rule, if you own a '90s Ford Escort, you should hope that it is burned.

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TempestV

I wonder how long it will be before they get some well insured copy-cats?

wireaudio

Heeey, i got a '93 ford explorer and i still drive it for work, even the AC works fine full blast! Actually everything works except the damn cruise control :P

mickeyco

A well insured Ford Escort, what's that going to get you $200 bucks instead of $50.





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mickeyco

You're a very lucky man, I hope you knocked on wood.







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HomeWS

Growing up in Central Michigan we used the old ford escort to play around on the road and crash into snow banks. One time we happened to know a body builder who happened to drive by when we were stuck. He lifted the front end out of the bank and put us back on the road.

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woodchuck2

Been there and done that. I have had at least 4 of them that i can remember and i can honestly say they are JUNK!!!!! The junks would roast the tires right off of them if you could keep a tranny in it, used to blow the bottoms out of the 5spd's. The struts were crap too, any jumps more than 5' high would blow them apart. If still had one i would invite that fella here just to watch him burn it. Hell i would even paint it for him .