I Am Really Loaded Now!

joasis

I had not dumped my deleted e-mail for awhile, and was looking for a past message, and realized that I have won many....maybe more then 20, lotteries.....England, South Africa...Holland..all over. I have many dead relatives....rich dead relatives, all flying to their deaths just recently....and my name has been "shared" as a person of confidence that can be trusted to arrange monetary transfers of millions and millions of dollars......

So, since I am now really wealthy, I am going to give my contracting business away...no wait! I will hold a lottery for it.... After all, since I am so rich, I have no need of it. I am building a new palace, and I want Finley to do my master bath, with fireplace and Ray to build my pool in my master bath.....and maybe if Ed can prove he knows how to roof, I will let him roof my master bath and meanwhile, I will screen other contractors to build the rest of my grand palace.....

Anyone else have as much money as I do now?

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Any Season

is this a joke?

DeanV

I will gladly paint for you, but you do not need to pay me. I have some money being transferred from Africa, so I am set for life as well.

Susan Betz

You should check your email. I'm guessing you're pre-rich right now!

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KillerToiletSpider

I'm a multi millionaire actually, I do this work thing because I enjoy it.

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BigMikeB

I think I read that about you before.

joasis

No way is this a joke! I have the e-mails to prove I have won lotteries I didn't even know about, simply because they picked my e-mail from the internet....all I am waiting on is the money to hit my bank account! My dead relatives were all rich...the money is in the bank of Nigeria and other places I didn't know existed....they are just waiting for me to say so, and it will be here....I know it!

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camaroman2125

I'm in the same boat as you joasis. I've gotten 5 just today from rich family i didn't know I had. I've also gotten about 30 or so the past month. I think i'll keep workin though cause my kids drive me nuts and I don't wanna have to strangle them.

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