Husband Down ( Sign Of The Times?)

 
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Old 01-13-2009, 02:23 PM   #1
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Husband Down ( Sign Of The Times?)


Man and woman shopping at Walmart.
Man picks up a case of Budweiser and puts in the cart.
Wife says, "What are you doing?"
Husband, "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans"
Wife, "Put them back, we can't afford them"
Few aisles further along the wife puts a jar of $20 face cream in the cart.
Husband, " What are you doing?"
Wife, "Its my face cream. It makes me beutiful."
Husband, " So does 24 cans of Budweiser, and its half the price."
PA system: "Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down."

Heheh, things are tough.

May be old joke, but I got a chuckle out of it and thought I would share it.

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Old 01-13-2009, 02:31 PM   #2
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Re: Husband Down ( Sign Of The Times?)


I have heard it, but it is still a good one!
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Old 01-13-2009, 02:35 PM   #3
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Re: Husband Down ( Sign Of The Times?)


Like volunteer corn,
it just keeps popping up
every year.

Must be a mood going round
Celtic had a re-run wife joke
last night too.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:34 PM   #4
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Oldie but a goodie.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:51 PM   #5
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good one
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Old 01-13-2009, 07:51 PM   #6
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Either here or Woodworkers Talk, seen last week. Pay more attention to details, son!
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