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Old 09-19-2008, 12:12 AM   #1
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She broke the Golden Rule....

Help yourself to the beer-I don't mind sharing-just DON'T drink the last one!



Anyway...she's on her way to the mini-mart as I type, so I may have to give her a reprieve-dependent on what she returns with.

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Old 09-19-2008, 12:14 AM   #2
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Shoot her as soon as she walks in the door, make sure the beer is out of harms way first.





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She broke the Golden Rule....

Help yourself to the beer-I don't mind sharing-just DON'T drink the last one!



Anyway...she's on her way to the mini-mart as I type, so I may have to give her a reprieve-dependent on what she returns with.
I t is not the return............It is the Favor, after the return....................
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Sierra Nevada pale Ale...AND she even made it back in time to take dinner out of the oven.

She gets to stay.
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Shoot her as soon as she walks in the door, make sure the beer is out of harms way first.

That might interfere with

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That might interfere with

OOOOh! You sucha bad man!!!
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Shoot her as soon as she walks in the door, make sure the beer is out of harms way first.





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that sounds about right, she committed a pretty serious crime, never take the last beer
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if you love her, let her go
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Want to get back at her?...Hide all her shoes....


Shoes are like heroin to a women...
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Want to get back at her?...Hide all her shoes....


Shoes are like heroin to a women...

Shoes are a big deal around here, twice a year it's "the switching of the Shoes", from spring/summer to fall/winter. Saying things like "do you need that many shoes" or "I'll bet you haven't worn half of those" are met with "do you have enough tools (which I don't), then why don't you fix the_____" and "do you really need that many motorcycles (which I do)", best to stay out of the stay and not comment.



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not nessecarily in mickys case
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Theres never enough tools, just no space for more tools......

hide the good beer in the fridge or get a mini one for the garage which is tucked in the assembly table, buy the nastiest cheapest beer they have and stick that in the main fridge
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Went to do the Andrew (hurricane) thing back in the 90's, We all lived in camps(for 8 months), actually knew a guy that was found in a canal, He took the last beer, he had $750.00 dollars in his pocket when they pulled him out. Last Beer... to some... PRICELESS
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She did not bring me a beer!
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She did not bring me a beer!

Do I smell death?
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if you love her, let her go

I told her anytime she can climb out of the pit, she's free to go.
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Shoes are a big deal around here, twice a year it's "the switching of the Shoes", from spring/summer to fall/winter. Saying things like "do you need that many shoes" or "I'll bet you haven't worn half of those" are met with "do you have enough tools (which I don't), then why don't you fix the_____" and "do you really need that many motorcycles (which I do)", best to stay out of the stay and not comment.

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Tools are tax deductible, unless there strippers or I suppose a few other occupations shoes are not tax deductible. At least my wife buys it.
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