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Old 12-13-2007, 04:26 PM   #1
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So, a friend of mine was over here last night and he happened to check his email while he was here. Well, this morning when I went to check my email, his email was still up.
My friend and I have been playing practical jokes on one another for a few years now and they just keep snowballing into bigger and better jokes. Here's what I did..

I copied this "Coming out" letter off this gay website and pasted it into an outgoing email message in my friends email client. This letter was so articulate and right up my friends alley with the way this guy was coming out in the letter. So I sent it to pretty much everyone in his contact list except his family members. Then I followed that email up with an email that stated (remember, this is my friends email and everything i sent was "coming" from him) that, "If I send out an email saying that this is a joke, don't believe it! I'm serious, I'M GAY!"

OH MY GOD!!! What a reaction everyone had. I had people calling me and asking me..
HOLY **** PEOPLE!! What a great joke!!

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Old 12-13-2007, 04:33 PM   #2
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What if he really is gay and kills himself tonight?
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He's not. And if he did kill himself, what a great end to make it an even greater joke..
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What if he really is gay and kills himself tonight?
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He's not. And if he did kill himself, what a great end to make it an even greater joke..
Is it still considered a "practical" joke if one kills oneself? That's not very "practical" for the killee is it?
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Stop being so literal guys!!! Enjoy the moment of success when one has WON IT!!
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Stop being so literal guys!!! Enjoy the moment of success when one has WON IT!!
LOL,LOL,LOL


Gee,I wonder how your buddy is going to top this one?


Ya better...................................

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LOL,LOL,LOL


Gee,I wonder how your buddy is going to top this one?


Ya better...................................

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Yeah, I know!!!
That's cool. I'm already planning on signing him up on the gay dating websites!! muuuhahaha
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so, how often do you frequent that website.
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So, a friend of mine was over here last night and he happened to check his email while he was here. Well, this morning when I went to check my email, his email was still up.
My friend and I have been playing practical jokes on one another for a few years now and they just keep snowballing into bigger and better jokes. Here's what I did..

I copied this "Coming out" letter off this gay website and pasted it into an outgoing email message in my friends email client. This letter was so articulate and right up my friends alley with the way this guy was coming out in the letter. So I sent it to pretty much everyone in his contact list except his family members. Then I followed that email up with an email that stated (remember, this is my friends email and everything i sent was "coming" from him) that, "If I send out an email saying that this is a joke, don't believe it! I'm serious, I'M GAY!"

OH MY GOD!!! What a reaction everyone had. I had people calling me and asking me..
HOLY **** PEOPLE!! What a great joke!!
This is the most ridiculously irresponsible, childish, stupid and moronic thing I have ever heard of....





















Why didn't I think of this first. I love it.
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If my friend would have done that, I would have beat the s**t out of him!

I would have laughed about it, but I would have gotten back, big time!
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My best one was waiting for a buddy to pass out. He was always sure that he'd win the Lotto some day. After he passed out and the winning numbers were announced, I went to the store, bought the 'winning' ticket and slipped it into his pile. I was well out to sea when the **** hit the fan the following morning.
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This is the most ridiculously irresponsible, childish, stupid and moronic thing I have ever heard of....

Why didn't I think of this first. I love it.
DUDE!! It was GENIUS!! I still have people calling and emailing me telling me how effin funny it was!!

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If my friend would have done that, I would have beat the s**t out of him!

I would have laughed about it, but I would have gotten back, big time!
So your one of those type guys?? Sooo, would the ass beating count as payback then?

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My best one was waiting for a buddy to pass out. He was always sure that he'd win the Lotto some day. After he passed out and the winning numbers were announced, I went to the store, bought the 'winning' ticket and slipped it into his pile. I was well out to sea when the **** hit the fan the following morning.
THAT'S AWESOME DUDE!!!!! One of my friends plays the friggin mega millions like its her only job. I will remember that one.
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Hmm, not sure about that. Telling all his contacts he has a little sugar in his blood?! You guys must have a helluva sense of humor. I would be highly teed off, I think. It would be ironic if some of his contacts sent back emails coming out to him though.
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