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Old 02-25-2010, 03:28 PM   #1
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Don't Let Your Friends Get Cold!

Build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life!!! HA, HA, HA!!!

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Old 02-25-2010, 03:30 PM   #2
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Build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life!!! HA, HA, HA!!!

You are a Fick Suck!
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Okay. That was the funniest thing I have read here forever. forever.

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If you think that's sucking fick...I got a slue of dead baby jokes
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If you think that's sucking fick...I got a slue of dead baby jokes

With blenders?
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, So glad you enjoy
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With blenders?
That...and pitchforks, nails, plastic bags, gouging instruments...et al.

A friend of mine turned me onto dead baby jokes 5 years ago. The first 3 he dropped on me I thought he was sick, the 4th-6th were getting amusing...by the 10th one I couldn't breathe...

If you can't enjoy a good dead baby joke...well, then you're normal

I personally think they're the funniest on earth.
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt

In the leaves? Russell

In the ditch? Phil

In the pot? Stu
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Please spare us the dead baby jokes. Please.
Almost everything else is fair game.
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Please spare us the dead baby jokes. Please.
Almost everything else is fair game.
Yep. While I admit that I went through a phase of enjoying them ~30 years ago, that was before I knew anyone who had gone through it for real.

Not PC at all, guys.
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Not PC at all, guys.
Screw PC, it's just sick. I am one un-PC guy myself. Most of us here are parents and when it comes to our kids, we'll voluntarily take a tommy-gun in the face for them.

My wife miscarried once, and the trauma these women go through is pretty rough. Couple that with the members here who might have lost a child to sids or some other tragedy, and there's just nothing funny about it. It just has no place on this forum.

Sorry Heritage, I really do respect you and always admire your input and your posts are great, so I hate to sound like I'm scolding you here.

Perhaps this thread needs to go bye-bye.

No worries Heritage, we're still good. I stick my foot in my mouth all the time here!
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What do you call a "brown army" woman with no legs. Consuelo.
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Screw PC, it's just sick. I am one un-PC guy myself. Most of us here are parents and when it comes to our kids, we'll voluntarily take a tommy-gun in the face for them.

My wife miscarried once, and the trauma these women go through is pretty rough. Couple that with the members here who might have lost a child to sids or some other tragedy, and there's just nothing funny about it. It just has no place on this forum.

Sorry Heritage, I really do respect you and always admire your input and your posts are great, so I hate to sound like I'm scolding you here.

Perhaps this thread needs to go bye-bye.

No worries Heritage, we're still good. I stick my foot in my mouth all the time here!


In my defense...I didn't drop a single one

Point taken...
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In my defense...I didn't drop a single one

Point taken...
I know you didn't, I just wanted to keep that from happening. You are a very well respected poster here and I want to keep it that way.

Enough said.
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If you want to really get offended, dead baby jokes have nothing on the P&R section
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