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Old 12-12-2008, 07:42 AM   #1
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One day a father leaves work and on his way home, suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbieʼs in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

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Old 12-12-2008, 07:50 AM   #2
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Sad but true. Funny stuff there Decks!! Thank You fir the material. I will soon spread it!!!


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Just like Barbie!
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Thats good! Never heard that one.
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I always thought Ken was gay anyway, the schmuck deserved it.
Divorced Barbie and G.I. Joe are now the hot item I'll bet. Joe puts a Q-Tip in his hand, soaks it with Ronson, lights it, and he's got a cool torch to use when they go camping.
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I always thought Ken was gay anyway, the schmuck deserved it.
Divorced Barbie and G.I. Joe are now the hot item I'll bet. Joe puts a Q-Tip in his hand, soaks it with Ronson, lights it, and he's got a cool torch to use when they go camping.


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Old 12-13-2008, 02:14 AM   #10
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but ROTMFFL!!!!! that is freaking great!!!
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