Credit Card Comercial

Glasshousebltr

All this mud and rain gave me some time to write a comercial I've been thinking about. Here's the short version

Seated on the plush pink sofa with his legs close crossed in an obviously feminine manner, his queer smile stretched from ear to ear, Boy Roy drops out one hand like a begging dog paw and begins to speak. But it’s not his voice, it’s more like the voice of James Earl Jones with his Darth Vader hat on.
“A friend of mine found a wallet.”
Boy Roy licks his lips and tilts his head with a quirk.
“It had a credit card and an ID in it…….Soooo”
Boy Roy rolls his eyes then begins to shake his head side to side while shooting one hand up then bringing it down in a snake like fashion and sporting one pointing finger.
“Time to paint the town pink sugar!”
Boy Roy places the finger to his chin.
“ohhh, lets see, hmmm, we spent 50 on some new dishware, panties for 100, new digital camera 450, trip to the salon 800, air tickets to Jamaica 1500, room service and lodging 2200………..”
Scene change with a crash of the iron cell door. Big hairy inmate with missing teeth. Boy Roy holding his linen out like a serving tray, smiles that queer smile again.
“Cell with bubba……priceless.”


Bob

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jmic

Thats it Bob, I think you need help.

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Joe

Glasshousebltr

Without a doubt ......However, one must remember, every day is a holiday in the mind of a madman.

Bob

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Patty

I've noticed that there are a few guys on the site with some creative, hidden 'talent'. Bob is in very good company, here!

That was very good, Bob. Why, I'm willing to bet that some credit card company is just itchin' to hire you as their next commercial producer.

Keep Up the Good Work!

theworx

Sorry, gotta go and change my shirt. Beer squirting out my nose again!!! Dam you Bob!!!