Crazy Question Week?

rbsremodeling

Is it just me or are the Crazy questions picking up.

I know coming off my meds for the summer is sometimes a challenge but it seems like the crackpots are out in full force.

How much to paint a uranium plant on uranus, with an illegal crew with no bond or insurance and my mom is helping this week?

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silvertree

Yeah, and how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Or, I am starting a construction company because my favorite TV show is "This Old House", how do I find guys to work for me and what do I pay them and how much do I charge for all that. Please hurry to answer because I am bidding a whole house remodel of 12000 SF.

Hello my friend, I am Dr. Mugubutt Wideassload I wish to secure your services. Please accept 4 million dollars earnest money, send me $10,000 to bribe the postal authorities so I can send you the money.

Its right up there with the Brotha that asked me "Let me owe you a dime"?, so I said "OK, you owe me a dime". And he said "That ain't what I'm talkin about you jive azz honkey MF".
Welcome to America! Land of opportunity.

And yes, we are getting a lot of new folks asking questions that the experienced guys would not ask.

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ChrWright

Will you take a third-party, post-dated, out-of-state check?

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DavidC

"How much to paint a uranium plant on uranus, with an illegal crew with no bond or insurance and my mom is helping this week"

Depends, how thick will the paint be?

Good Luck
Dave

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Celtic

I could have fun with Silvertree's quote for a very long time

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WisePainter

Seems pretty average for this place actually.

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orson

My 4 year old made up a song that I think will shed some light on the subject....

"This town is not safe for me.... It is safe for you...

Because you are a (ninja)... And they are powerful....

And orangutan-ish....cuz orangutans swing in trees."

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silvertree

Yep Orson, that answered all my questions.

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Trim40

Maybe it's cabin fever? Or the "global warming" that left 6" of heavy as wet concrete snow in my area this morning.

easymoney

How thick is paint? Is my favorite question of the day...

Floorwizard

Wow. I was just saying this last week.

For me it's been a ton of poor people picking the most expensive goods, and asking a billion questions on something they will not buy.
Absolutely amazing.
They swear it's in their budget but won't place the order.

Whatever....

I just chalk it up to a loss.....you get some...you lose some....

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Magnettica

Parts $$620,000,000,000.00
Labor $$1,860,000,000,000.00

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WarnerConstInc.

Now will I be staying or traveling back and forth? The 454 gets worse gas milage in space.