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Old 01-10-2009, 02:08 PM   #1
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Need your taxes done? A PITA H.O. Knocked off? Maybe a Website?

All of the above?

You might need this guy.

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/bar/987345865.html

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Old 01-10-2009, 02:34 PM   #2
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What a demented Human!
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Wow!
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Old 01-10-2009, 02:57 PM   #4
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Re: Craigs List Accountant Plus.....

Quoted... "...I will take food, 420, parties, maybe even a nice massage, if you know what I mean, to prepare your taxes."

Maybe many women might need him! So .... Kool!

Btw, No, I don't really know what he reallllllly meant!!!???
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Re: Craigs List Accountant Plus.....

That guy's whole ad gets weirder and weirder the more you read it. Borderline unstable.
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Old 01-10-2009, 03:16 PM   #6
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That guy's whole ad gets weirder and weirder the more you read it. Borderline unstable.

It is Know as Borderline Personality Disorder.


http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/publi...disorder.shtml
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Could I get him to do my taxes then kill himself so I don't have to Pay him??
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Could I get him to do my taxes then kill himself so I don't have to Pay him??
More like he may KILL YOU. BPD's can go either way, but more likely to kill you then themselves. Or at least attack you!
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So your saying my future accountant could be friends with this guy

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So your saying my future accountant could be friends with this guy.


Oh Clarisse! To Hell with Lechter!
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:01 PM   #11
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Some trully amazing Photoshop Skills.

Remember now, the Ex Sheriff wasn't really in that Garden.
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Old 01-10-2009, 05:12 PM   #12
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What a Skeefootsah!!
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He is after all, kind of a spy...
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i don't believe him.

he's WAY too interesting to have been a government employee
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Oh Clarisse! To Hell with Lechter!
I ate his liver with fava beans and nice Chianti....thut thut thut..
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It's people like that that make the world a fun place to live. Think I'm going to send him an offer..... for work....
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Better yet send him to someone who works illegals
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