Comic Relief - Oldie But A Goodie...

 
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:40 PM   #1
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Comic Relief - Oldie But A Goodie...


Blue Silk PJ's
A man calls home to his wife and says,.......

"Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to work on getting that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my fishing rod and tackle box? We're leaving from the office, so I'll swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being the good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired, but otherwise looking
good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He
says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue Gill, and a few Pike. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box."

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Old 03-01-2005, 07:41 PM   #2
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Re: Comic Relief - Oldie But A Goodie...


That is a filthy joke. I thought these threads were moderated. Just kidding. I liked it.
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Old 03-02-2005, 10:08 PM   #3
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What the frigg? I just read this persons small print on this one lol...
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Sherri, he has been notified. I wonder if Bob knows about his secret admirer?
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Sherri, he has been notified. I wonder if Bob knows about his secret admirer?
OK Teetor and its sherry with a y lol :Thumbs:
And i wonder too if he knows
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What the frigg? I just read this persons small print on this one lol...
Huh?
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Decks, the entire subject is over.
Sherry, sorry for the mis-spell.
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