Bumper Stickers

go do it

how about posting some good bumper stickers you have seen

or would like to see i'll start


i'am sorry honey i can't hear you without a beer in my hand!

i'am only 2 girls short of a threesome!

y'alls turn

Mater

MMMMMMM....Vegetarians...good meat

dirt diggler

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ron schenker

I used to have one that said I hate bumper stickers

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skyhook

Fat people are hard to kidnap

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ModernStyle

i used some magnetic printer paper once and made a bunch to stick on peoples cars.
Gay Pride (w/rainbow)
On the van of a painter who everyone hates because he rips off everyone I put, Painting & Gay Sex Reasonable Rates
This other guy I know is always talking about how he dislikes black people, so he got, I love Black Men. The bad part was he knew it was me and stuck it back on my car. So I get home from work and notice it on my truck, I find it funny that I drove with it on there, because you cant dish it out if you cant take it. So anyways I take the sticker into the house and slap it on the side of the microwave. So a few days go by and I get a new refridgerator delivered by a couple of black guys, I am standing there talking to them leaning against the microwave and one of them starts cracking up, thats when I remember the sticker. The guy looks at me and says" We love you too man".

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ron schenker

Great comeback

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firemike

#1 - - - Don't argue with your wife - Dicker

#2 - - - My child is an honor student at Troy High School
My other child is Inmate of the Month at Oakland County Jail

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RobertCDF

I would like to have one that says in spanish "at least have the decency to learn the language of the country you are illeagally invading" And then one below it that says in spanish as well "if your not here leagally go home!"

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Celtic

Elevators smell different to midgets.

Magnettica

Giuliani '08!

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mdshunk

"I love animals - They're delicious"

"Mean people suck"

"Do not wash. Scientific dirt collection experiment in progress"

"If you can read this, I'm thinking about slamming on my brakes"

DMMGMT

I saw this on a big SUV today:

"My kid beat up your Honor Roll Student"

skyhook

My Lawyer can beat up your Lawyer

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MarkNoV

Saw this in St.Augustine, Fl.

"My dog is smarter than your honor student"

marc

There are 3 that I will never forget


#1 Please god, give me one more building boom and I promise that I won't piss it away.

#2 I'm sorry I missed church this sunday, I was busy practiceing witch craft and becoming a lesbian

#3 **** Assholes

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Diesel65

I love this one, Many do not.

GOD = An imaginary friend for grown ups

KentWhitten

"Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass"

"I support PETA...people for the eating and testing of animals"

skyhook

The closer you get, the slower I go

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reveivl

"I found Jesus: he's in the trunk"

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