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Old 01-05-2005, 10:06 PM   #1
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Bobcat Surprise


Had a little Bobcat, taught my ex-wife to drive it, Told her to start the finnal grade on 2 condos I was building, she went at it almost all day and had a blast.

Near the end of the day my fella's found a 5 gal. bucket an old bum evidently took a major crap in. They came in the office holding out the bucket and I told them to get it the hell out to the dumpster.

Nobody wanting to carry it across two lots, they motioned to my ex on the cat then placed it in the loader. She couldn't hear over the motor but understood them pointing at the dumpster.

She lifted the loader up fine but tilted backward and.......... SPLASH.

The roof was mesh.......and she was looking up.:Thumbs:

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Old 01-05-2005, 11:03 PM   #2
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Did a long romantic evening follow...........????
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Oh yea!......I went at her like a fly.


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Now you really have me rolling and my gut hurting LOL
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Was this before or after she was an ex? LOL
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LOL - awesome....

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Was this before or after she was an ex? LOL
I want to say "just before" but we stayed together another year or so. Maybe I liked her new perfume.

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Glass, You're twisted but I like it.
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Did you make her ride home in the back of the pick-up?
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Stop it I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard...........
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I've got an ex-wife that I'd love to give that perfume to...
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