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Old 04-06-2007, 09:54 AM   #1
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Best Caption Contest


Submit your best ideals for a caption. The winner gets to drive the truck home.

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Old 04-06-2007, 10:09 AM   #2
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From the woman in the passenger side...

"See, now none of this would have happened if you'd just asked for directions like I told you to!"
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Old 04-06-2007, 10:10 AM   #3
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From the wife...

"Dang it Harry, do you really hate driving to see my mother THAT bad?"
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Old 04-06-2007, 10:11 AM   #4
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From a dad about his teenage son..

"He won't break curfew next time...*sinister giggle*"
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Old 04-06-2007, 08:02 PM   #5
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One more reason to drive a Ford!
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" Hose - $20
backhoe rental - $500
screwing over the guy who cut you off - PRICELESS!


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" Hose - $20
backhoe rental - $500
screwing over the guy who cut you off - PRICELESS!


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The tide sure does drop around here!
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Old 04-07-2007, 12:03 AM   #9
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Next time I tell him to move his truck...he'll pay attention!
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Old 04-11-2007, 02:19 PM   #10
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From a wife or girlfriend " He won't cheat again"
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We dug as much of the basement as we could but some A hole left his truck on sight and locked it. Oh well.
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Old 04-11-2007, 03:17 PM   #12
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Boss to employees: Ah guys.... how in the heck dose the family swim when the pool is done.. (I know dumb)
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Sure, you can borrow my truck...
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Old 04-12-2007, 04:11 PM   #14
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Contractor to Know it all Customer:

Would you like to finish the job??
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Old 04-12-2007, 07:19 PM   #15
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ISLAND FOR SALE.

Unobstucted lake views!
Warm water!
Large enough to drive your truck on!
Bridge access negotiable!

$1,000,000.
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Old 04-12-2007, 07:27 PM   #16
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Give the excavator his final payment will ya?
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Old 04-12-2007, 08:03 PM   #17
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Now let it work! Mischief, thou art afoot,
Take thou what course thou wilt.

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! That is a problem and we are working on it !
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Wanted: Draw Bridge. Will Relocate.
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