Assult With A Boob?

O_Snap#2

I was in english and my teacher was telling us about this lady that was caught shop lifting. Ok nothing big, but then he goes on reading the atricle and this is what happened, the lady was caught shoplifting so the police were called. Upon there arrivle they confrunted the lady, and then the lady lifted her shirt and squirted breast milk on the cop.

She was arrested for assulat with a weapon against a officer. How would this go though court?? "Umm ma'ma, what are the charges against you? O I just shot the cop in the face with my boob milk." If I was the judge I would have no idea how to solve this.

ProWallGuy

Depends. How does she look?

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Mike Finley

WHy don't they show arrests like that on cops!

woodmagman

Was this before or after recess, I know when little Tommy's teacher spoke of those things before recess, little Tommy had trouble getting out of his desk and most of his friends laughed at him........What the hell! Do your parents know you are a masonary contractor?

Teetorbilt

wood, the kids been around for a while, I even suggested him for a mascot and was voted down. Search Osnap posts, this is a bright dude.

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woodmagman

Yeh your right teetor, have the kid learn everything he needs to run a contracting business from a internet forum board, and the ability to ask questions of people not at all times really sure of the answer them selves, and a moderator encouraging it. The books and regulated programs relating to construction are just there to fill the shelves of government sanctioned institutions.....he may be a smart young lad with the potential to be a good tradesman. Your judgement is clouded to assume that you know what is best for his education. And as a grandparent, I really do not think I would be comfortable having one of mine associating with any strangers let alone a someone cloaked behind the safety of an avator and fake name......Teetor read the paper and ask yourself if you really know what is best for a 16 year old..... I am dead serious, You are not thinking about the child, your judgement jaded at the very least.....

dougchips

All that aside, can you think of a single source thats provides the business experience that is found on this site? Before I found this site I only had JLC as my source for business related training.

BTW, Teetors name is not fake, mine is.

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...and the plot thickens....

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woodmagman

Doug....I would never beleive in a million years that anything you said was fake

woodmagman

Doug....You want to educate yourself Go to mud flucking school, You what to sell advertiseing develop a forum and have people post some mind provoking and some crap mixed in, thoughts. It is all good and fun until someone loses a child.........some know were there kids are but do the parents of those surfing sites like this trying to fit in really care....to think hiding behind the saftey of a couple of dozen alias is going to keep kids safe. Challenging some of these alias is not for me just when the alias are not really thinking of anyone but themselves...

dirt diggler

what the heck is this thread about, lol


i thought there were boobs


oh ... wait a minute

woodmagman

bobby to you digglar

dougchips

I must of missing something........

who lost a child?

as far as kids being allowed on this site, thats up to Nathan. I voiced my concern months ago about it---not my site. Some sites allow young kids, actually that part is up to the parents.

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dougchips

Back on topic, where's the pictures? A good thread has pictures!

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woodmagman

Commercial job, Ft. Laud.

Owner insisted that his 15 yr. old kid had run of the place. It had been established that the old man was responsible for all of his actions.

During lunch, the kid was cutting up some old lath. Many circular saws didn't have guards back then and the one the kid was using didn't. Most of the crew were out having lunch when the 10" blade went into his thigh, severing the femoral artery. He did live to create more havoc.
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I am questioning the judgement of the asylum when only when a general contractor with the prestige of the above writter is running it....this is not a quote I pulled out of the air.....

dougchips

Do you think a site like this might benefit the kid or cause him harm? Doubtful his parents monitor his web-viewing.

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dirt diggler

I'd say the biggest threat this website can cause ANY of us is a lack of profit, food, sleep, and "real life" social interaction (you know - like sex for instance)

all due to the peculiar and irresistible temptation to see what some jacka@@ across the country wrote about since you last checked in

POOLMANinCT

well some may like it some may not......
bottom line is snap is working in the trades....

I give him credit... he could be flipping burgers or pouring coffees....
as long as he doesn't break the rules, more than ok with me...
remember snap those cold ones at the end of the day, better be milk
(cow milk that is)

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kriscad

no kidden! lol

Richard

woodmagman

you don't know it all
you aren't here to coach
every post is not life or death
your arrogance is not attractive
go change your depends

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