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Old 12-23-2007, 09:49 AM   #1
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Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for
Athena the wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was about
to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.


On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was
starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't,
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the
food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have
to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb
to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.I thought the guy
behind her was going to have a
heart attack, he was laughing so hard.

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!

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Old 12-23-2007, 09:58 AM   #2
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WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!
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Old 12-23-2007, 10:08 AM   #3
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Ron, you just ain't right!

That is just hilarious!
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Old 12-23-2007, 10:12 AM   #4
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Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for
Athena the wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was about
to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.


On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was
starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't,
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the
food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have
to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb
to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.I thought the guy
behind her was going to have a
heart attack, he was laughing so hard.

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!
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Old 12-23-2007, 11:21 AM   #5
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Is it a joke? Someone please tell me this is a joke... man, Unbelievable Hilarious....!!!!...
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Old 12-23-2007, 02:16 PM   #6
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Please, please, PLEASE tell me this is a true story!!!!
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Old 12-23-2007, 02:46 PM   #7
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LMAO

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I so want this to be a true story. I would have been rolling on the floor.
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