Anyone Got Plans For A Water Board?

 
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Old 12-11-2007, 09:54 PM   #1
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Anyone Got Plans For A Water Board?


If I was going to build one. Does anyone have plans??

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Old 12-11-2007, 11:12 PM   #2
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How many sq ft? and how much are you going to charge for it?
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Old 12-12-2007, 01:01 PM   #3
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Make sure you use loglolly pine, since water won't hurt it, then you can use it again for something else when you've decided that you've caused enough pain in the world.
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Old 12-12-2007, 01:25 PM   #4
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Seems like a sheet of plywood, about 12 ft of good rope, and a 1/2"drill bit would be enough. Oh, a decent garden hose would help I suppose. Do you really need more than that? Or maybe if you just ask nicely, whoever needs this treatment will just up and spill it.
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Is the use for HO, or on HO?
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With all the hubub about waterboarding in the news, thats exactly what I thought from the title.
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Old 12-12-2007, 03:47 PM   #7
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I think there are free plans, on the C I A website!
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whats a water board?
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Old 12-12-2007, 04:18 PM   #9
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Quote:
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whats a water board?
hell if I know

but I sure hope we find out before this thread gets moved to P & R
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It's easier and involves less equipment if you just pull the guys shirt over his face tightly when he is laying down and pour water from a vessel such as a canteen into his mouth while holding his nose closed with your other hand. More popular than most taught tortures in SERE schools world wide.

P.S. An ice pick and a pair of pliers beats water games hands down but you need to destroy any evidence after the fact.
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:25 PM   #11
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Here is the link to the information you all want.

Tough time with a customer paying their bill, I presume.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...%3Den%26sa%3DG

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That looks hot. I'm gonna try that with my girlfriend.
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