Ahhhhhh

CScalf

My wife is driving me NUTS! Biitch about this biitch about that, all day long... Always money, because I make more, and won't give her all of it. woman.

Anyone else have this problem? lol like I don't know the answer

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BobsLandscaping

No. My wife figured it's be better to do 30 to life in prison than be with me. I still have to pay the... ummm.... errrr, what's the word I'm looking for... woman, money every month. Alimony sucks.

CScalf

Nice... I swear sometimes I wonder if there is actually any such thing called gray matter when it comes to women, no offense to the ladies on here...

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nEighter

thank god I don't have that problem. I would like to possibly get married SOMEDAY.. maybe. But son is 12 bout to turn 13 and well I feel like I have that many years of wild oats to sew.. being a parent @ 18 isn't fun, but wouldn't take it back for the world

CScalf

Don't do it it's a trap, you see they make you think that you are special, tell you that they love you, and how strong and handsome you are, then BAM one day it is all, hey fat bastard get your ass out of bed and mow the damn grass!!! EVIL I SAY PURE EVIL. Also, they are relentless, they nag and nag and nag and nag, I believe it goes something like this...

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nEighter

I have one trying to trap me now.. nope.. (looking at calendar) not in my schedule sorry

CScalf

Women are like drugs...



JUST SAY NO!!!

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nEighter

http://www.members.shaw.ca/gf3/circle-the-cat.html turn the tables on da kitty.. this time trap it!

CScalf

Trapped that mofo on the third try! BOOYA!!!

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BobsLandscaping

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nEighter

3 times for trappin the puss eh? It took me bout 5 min

nEighter

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ERAD_DIB

[Walter and Jeff Dunham video]
Yep, sometimes twenty-eight freakin' days a month.

Walter: How long've you been married?
Jeff Dunham: Fifteen years.
Walter: You'll see.
Jeff Dunham: See what?
Walter: Remember when you said, "'Til death do us part"?
Jeff Dunham: Yeah.
Walter: Later you'll realize you were actually setting a goal.

Jeff Dunham: Walter, what exactly is marriage to you?
Walter: It's like drinking a slurpy.
Jeff Dunham: A slurpy.
Walter: First couple of sips, it's like "Boy this is really good! I'm glad I did this!" Then you keep drinking, it goes right to your head, and you go "Ow, Ow, Ooooow! What the hell was I thinking? Someone kill me please!"
Jeff Dunham: It eventually stops hurting.
Walter: Yeah, and then you're stupid enough to take another freakin' sip!

TxElectrician

I've been married to the same one for over 29 years.

Best thing money wise we did was set up seperate checking accounts and divide our bills, not 50/50 but what works for us. We each contribute to joint savings/ investment accouts.

Set financial goals, but make sure each of you has a little "mad money" set aside.