6 Reasons Not To Mess With Children

08-01-2007, 04:58 PM

Interesting & funny

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him
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".A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
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Hope you like it

08-01-2007, 05:22 PM

Really be careful while dealing with children.

08-01-2007, 05:22 PM

if anyone else has this kind of stuff please share

08-01-2007, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Contract

if anyone else has this kind of stuff please share

Very nice Contract

Thanks for sharing it.

I will definitely share if I get something interesting like this.

08-01-2007, 07:53 PM

haha, those are good

08-01-2007, 04:58 PM	#1
Contract Guest Posts: n/a	6 Reasons Not To Mess With Children Interesting & funny ------------------------------ A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ------------------------------- ".A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." ---------------------------------- The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." ----------------------------------- The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples. ----------------------------- Hope you like it

08-01-2007, 05:22 PM	#2
Contract Guest Posts: n/a	Re: 6 Reasons Not To Mess With Children Really be careful while dealing with children.

08-01-2007, 05:22 PM	#3
Contract Guest Posts: n/a	Re: 6 Reasons Not To Mess With Children if anyone else has this kind of stuff please share

08-01-2007, 07:53 PM	#5
rino1494 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: 6 Reasons Not To Mess With Children haha, those are good

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