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mahlere · 05-23-2009, 11:06 AM

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/sks/1184901178.html

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**** THE BEST HEATING AND COOLING SERVICE IN THE WORLD *************** (***********AIR INNOVATIONS LLC *********)
Reply to:serv-rdsnc-1184901178@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-23, 7:51AM EDT

Times are hard and we know, money is tight, so spend it right!! Don't be fooled by a SALESMAN or talked into something you really don't want or need We, at AIR INNOVATIONS LLC, work hard for our money and give our customers everything we say, at the prices we quote.. We price our jobs on the money.and stand behind our work 100% and NEVER sub-contract our work out.. We are the real deal. Quality work with reasonable prices. Shop us and you will see, ALL SERVICE CALLS ARE FREE and done within the hour, 24/7, nights, weekends and even holidays. New installs can be done the same day, in just a few hours.. http://airinnovations.webs.com

AIR INNOVATIONS LLC
732-910-7704
LIC#13VH04242300

* Location: ***********AIR INNOVATIONS LLC *********
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
*
* License info: 13VH04242300

i particularly enjoy the FREE service call within an hour 24/7...

Celtic · 05-23-2009, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by mahlere

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/sks/1184901178.html

i particularly enjoy the FREE service call within an hour 24/7...

I might have to call on Monday at about 1AM

mahlere · 05-23-2009, 11:12 AM

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/sks/1181597190.html

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NJ LICENSED MASTER PLUMBER (Monmouth and Ocean County)
Reply to:serv-tqdhu-1181597190@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-21, 7:36AM EDT

ALL Service Work! No job Too Big or Too Small! Leaky or Frozen pipes, Kitchen and Bath Remodeling, Sewer and Water Installs & Repairs, Water Heater Repairs and Installs, and Much More! All phases of New Construction! All Backhoe services including: Grading, Excavating, Snow Plowing, Tree Removal and Much More!

I'll beat any price!
Licensed Fully Insured and Bonded
Call 732-575-0185 for more info or free estimate!

* Location: Monmouth and Ocean County
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
*
* License info: 12500

mahlere · 05-23-2009, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Celtic

I might have to call on Monday at about 1AM

i'll give you a dollar if you do

mahlere · 05-23-2009, 11:19 AM

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/trd/1180325753.html

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Licensed Electricians Needed (Ocean, NJ)
Reply to:job-z4cm8-1180325753@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-20, 12:41PM EDT

Looking for electricians that have commercial experienced and are licensed. Position is 40 hours a week or 4 10 hour days. Individual needs their own tools, reliable transportation, and NJ Electrical License. Position pays between $23 - $25hr. If interested please contact Ronny at 973-594-1901. Can start as soon as tuesday of next week.

* Location: Ocean, NJ
* Compensation: $23-$25hr
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Phone calls about this job are ok.
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

for those who don't know, the only electrical license in NJ is to be an electrical contractor, there is no journeyman's license...

mahlere · 05-23-2009, 11:21 AM

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/trd/1177534036.html

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HVAC - Installer/Helper Needed ASAP (Toms River, NJ)
Reply to: job-3erv2-1177534036@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-18, 6:51PM EDT

We are a small HVAC company located in Toms River, NJ and we are currently looking for an experienced installer/helper with the following qualifications
1. 3-5 years experience in the hvac trade - Note I said in the HVAC trade!
2. Transportation to and from the job (we definitely prefer someone with a valid DL)
3. A good attitude and a willingness to learn
4. Basic hand tools (sheet metal tools, cordless drill, hammer, tape measure, etc. )
If you do NOT have ALL of the above Qualifications, PLEASE DO NOT REPLY!
If you DO have ALL of the above Qualifications and you can start immediately, Please reply and leave us the following information:
1. Brief work history (when/where you worked, how long have you been out of work)
2. Brief description of your abilities, your strong points, weak points, what you hope to learn, and anything else you think might be relevant
3. Most important - Contact info including what town you currently reside (We prefer someone from Northern Ocean County) Make sure you leave your phone number and best time to call
I will select the most qualified applicants and call them for a brief telephone interview
Good Luck and Thank you....

* Location: Toms River, NJ
* Compensation: $10.00 - $20.00 per hour based on skill level and experience
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

mahlere · 05-23-2009, 11:24 AM

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/trd/1176657808.html

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HVAC , Appliance Techs Needed (Neptune)
Reply to: job-fmdhq-1176657808@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-18, 11:28AM EDT

Now accepting resumes. We are searching for a skilled HVAC, Appliance service/install mechanics. Candidates should posses excellent communication skills, the ability to lead, a healthy work ethic, and the desire for continuing education. All applicants must have their own tools, Applicable Licenses , and at least 3 years full time experience. Part time to start, we are not looking for subs. Our company strives for 100% satisfaction from our customers. If you are meticulous, hard working, and take pride in your work then you are the candidate for us. Reliable transportation is required. Please email or fax resumes to 1-888-682-4786

* Location: Neptune
* Compensation: $50 - $100.00 per Day
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

so....part time...no subs...but pay is by the day....hmmm...

strive for 100% customer satisfaction, need hard worker, etc...but will only pay $8-15/hr? hmm....

gotta love it...

TxElectrician · 05-23-2009, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by mahlere

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/sks/1184901178.html

i particularly enjoy the FREE service call within an hour 24/7...

I checked out his website, and see his problem....he works on WEEDENDS

mahlere · 05-23-2009, 11:27 AM

and you GC's wonder why you are disliked by subs?

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/trd/1163873624.html

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Licensed Electrician (Toms River)
Reply to: job-atxmg-1163873624@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-10, 2:32PM EDT

I am a GC doing a job in Toms River and I need a electrician to hook up some lights and outlets. Everthing is in and all the wireing has been run. All I need you to do is hook it to hot power. I will need this done ASAP so please if you call me or reply to this posting be able to do it rite away ( Monday the 11 th would be good) You can reach me at 732.644.6989. Thank you.

* Location: Toms River
* Compensation: Going Rate for 2 to 3 hours
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

besides the work and the timeframe...i love the compensation.....

mahlere · 05-23-2009, 11:33 AM

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/lbg/1178937104.html

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I need to have a bathroom installed in my basement (if such a thing is even possible), and I would like to get some cost estimates. Here are a few details, please e-mail me if you need additional info.

All I need is a very, very, very basic setup, with only a toilet, pedestal sink, and shower stall. NO FRILLS. The new bathroom will be located directly below a bathroom on the first floor of the home, and there is a washer and dryer so I would assume that the plumbing pipes are already pretty much where they need to be.

The basement is not a walk-out, and I recently had a French drain installed less than a year ago. The house, located in Neptune, already has 2 full bathrooms on the upper floors.

Please do not include the cost of constructing walls, wall treatments, windows or anything that is not necessary in your price quote. Just the installation of a toilet, shower and sink. I will contact those who e-mail me with the best prices for further discussion.

Thank you,
Amanda

* Location: neptune
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: e-mail me your best quote, lowest bidder wins the job.

mahlere · 05-23-2009, 11:38 AM

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/lbg/1150265316.html

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I need my washer fixed (Waretown Ocean co. NJ)
Reply to: gigs-5ewxm-1150265316@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-01, 11:31PM EDT

I need my Frigidaire upright washer fixed.Power is on but it doesn't do anything. Anyone with skills, come over take a look.
Please call 848-333-7517 Alex

* Location: Waretown Ocean co. NJ
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: to be discussed

Hey Celtic, this ones for you...you got mad skills

Celtic · 05-23-2009, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by mahlere

i'll give you a dollar if you do

hmmmm...so that's like 14 calls for a DO pie.....

That dude's gonna be so PO'ed

mahlere · 05-23-2009, 11:41 AM

this dude is my new favorite....

http://cnj.craigslist.org/sks/1184902077.html

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$$$$FREE HEATING OR COOLING SERVICE CALL $$SERVICE WITHIN THE HOUR $$$ (>>>>>>>AIR INNOVATIONS LLC >>>)
Reply to:serv-m4szh-1184902077@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-23, 7:52AM EDT

WE CAN DO WHAT OTHERS CANT DO!!! KEEP OUR PRICEING SO LOW.MY LAST 5 CUSTOMERS CALLED THE NEXT DAY TO THANK ME AGAIN FOR MY FAST SERVICES.MY COMPETITORS ARE FINISHED.I CAN BE AT YOUR HOME WITHIN THE HOUR 24/7.WE HAVE ENOUGH TRAINED TECHNICIANS TO HANDEL ANYTHING.MY LAST ESTIMATE WAS LESS THAN HALF OF A NEW CUSTOMERS WRITTEN QUOTE SHE HAD IN HER HAND.WE ALSO DID THE JOB THAT DAY! FURNACE,COIL AND CONDENCER.FOR $3,295.00. WITH A 5 YEAR PARTS AND LABOR GUARANTEE.TODAY WE GOT ANOTHER JOB FROM THE NEIGHBOR.WE ARE CUTTING DOWN ON OUR OUTRAGES ADVERTISING PRICES AND PASSING ON OUR LOW COST WORD OR MOUTH OPERATIONS.SO IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR MONEY IN YOUR FAMIALY.AND HAVE ALL YOUR HVAC PRODUCTS RUNNING AT THEIR BEST PLEASE CALL AIR INNOVATIONS LLC
AIR INNOVATIONS LLC
LIC#13VH04242300
732-910-7704
WE OFFER SERVICE WITHIN THE HOUR 24/7 WITH THE BEST SERVICE TECHNICIANS IN THE BISS THAT CAN FIX ANYTHING

* Location: >>>>>>>AIR INNOVATIONS LLC >>>
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
*
* License info: 13VH04242300

i'm seriously tempted to call them out to look at my HVAC system...i'll have 3 hvac buddies write up ridiculously low quotes, and make this schmuck beat them...

mahlere · 05-23-2009, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Celtic

hmmmm...so that's like 14 calls for a DO pie.....

That dude's gonna be so PO'ed

it'll be worth it...

Celtic · 05-23-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by mahlere

this dude is my new favorite....

http://cnj.craigslist.org/sks/1184902077.html

i'm seriously tempted to call them out to look at my HVAC system...i'll have 3 hvac buddies write up ridiculously low quotes, and make this schmuck beat them...

Of course he's your fav...

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Originally Posted by mahlere

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/sks/1184901178.html

i particularly enjoy the FREE service call within an hour 24/7...

Same tool

Celtic · 05-23-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by mahlere

it'll be worth it...

IF I get my dam pie

mahlere · 05-23-2009, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Celtic

Of course he's your fav...

Same tool

you must have got your Sherlock Holmes Secret Decoder Ring on to figure that one out

mahlere · 05-23-2009, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Celtic

IF I get my dam pie

damn...dumbass...

mahlere · 05-23-2009, 11:54 AM

http://cnj.craigslist.org/lbg/1181888076.html

least he's honest....

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handyman to replace fan motor on ac unit / heatpump (middlesex county)
Reply to:gigs-euga7-1181888076@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-21, 11:22AM EDT

Need to remove fan motor from heatpump and get rebuilt w new brushes at electric motor repair place, or get new motor and install. easy job. - 30 minutes to remove motor. drive to store, drop it off, 2 days later, pick up and 30 minutes to install. max 2 hours of actual work for this job. looking to pay 100 labor for this, plus cost of repairing motor. easy money.
please indicated desired pay. This is a rental unit and i am cheap, but reasonable and pay CA$H

include full name and phone #.

* Location: middlesex county
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: doe

Celtic · 05-23-2009, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by mahlere

you must have got your Sherlock Holmes Secret Decoder Ring on to figure that one out

NOTHING escapes the gaze of Capt. Obvious!