Cringe

Glasshousebltr

Built a glass room and roofed a house in Henry IL.

Customer went to town for groc.

Mark(an employee) asked where the bathroom was and I told him where.

20 minutes later another employee asked me what happened to mark. I went to check on him, wondering if he fell in.

Mark comes out of the bathroom, drying his hair with the customers toothbrush in his mouth.

The maggot took a stinking shower!

At least he was clean for the unemployment line.

Bob

Teetorbilt

Glass, kinda makes you wonder who raised him doesn't it? Using a customers toothbrush? And bath?
Maybe we could use another topic "Employee Stories". I know that I have a few doozies.

Glasshousebltr

I was thinking the topic could be cringe, it would cover all the a$$inine crap we run into.

Bob

Anita

NO WAY!! Did you fire this guy? What was your reaction? Geez, that could have been disasterous, what if the homeowner had come home while he was in the shower.... dang...the nerve of some people.

Grumpy

lol. Too much coffee Anita?

Glasshousebltr

Same guy (Mark)

Was driving down the road and saw his truck in a parking lot. figured I'd stop and say hey.

No one was around and the store was closed. I knew it was his truck cause there was a half eaten hot dog on the dash.

I called out loud thinking he may have walked around the building.

Marks head poped up out of the dumpster. He had slept there cause his truck smelled like gas.

Bob

Glasshousebltr

It gets worse.

He had been sleeping in his truck because he rented his house to a couple, they moved in, the next night he crawled in the window, made a sandwitch and slept on the couch. They had to get the cops to remove him.

Bob

Anita

Grumpy,

Re-reading my post, I think you were right about the coffee thing.

Glasshousebltr,

I guess the bonus to having this guy employed is, never a dull moment....or perhaps comic relief?