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mikec

These jamokes call me once a week. Every week I tell them I'm not interested, please don't call again. This week a girl calls. She asks if we do roofs. So I play along and say yes. She goes on to tell me she has 3 roofs in my area, so i say ok give me the address'. She says she has the phone numbers, "ok, give me those". Then she starts her sales pitch. "oh, I get it. You're trying to sell me a lead service. Ok here's the deal, tell me what color panties you have on, and I'll consider it".
Her: (giggles) "none"
Me: "I see, airing things out today?"
Her:"Well, I rarley wear panties, plus its hot here today"
Me:"Nice!, It's hot here to, my nuts are stuck to my leg"
Her: (giggles)"awww"
Me:"Well you sound like a fun girl, but I'm not interested in your service"
Her: (giggles)"Ok honey, you have a nice day"

Juvinial? Yes
But at least i got some entertainment value in return for all the pain in the ass phone calls.