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Old 02-03-2009, 07:29 PM   #1
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New Product, Butt Crack Pak!

Hello everyone, I'm new here and this site is so cool. My name is Owen.
I'm a GC and inventer.

What do you do with that ugly butt crack?
Plumbers crack be gone!!!!!How???

Butt crack pak, that's what! Scoop it out and use any good quality putty knife and smooth those cheeks Bro!
Call now and for $19.95, plus shipping and handling well send you your crack pak. Wait, theres more, mention you saw this on CT and well send you a pocket pecker. Yes, the pocket pecker a handy little tool for marking drill holes, Wait, if you act now, well send you a pencil peepee, oops HAHA, I meant pencil teepee, don't have a crack to set your pencil, put it in the pencil teepee, fits on any flat surface so you can find a pencil every time you need one.
Act now while supplies last $19.95+S&H

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Old 02-03-2009, 07:34 PM   #2
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Re: New Product, Butt Crack Pak!

How come I can't mark drill holes with my pocket pecker?
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:32 PM   #3
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Re: New Product, Butt Crack Pak!

Don't quit your day job
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:34 PM   #4
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Hello everyone, I'm new here and this site is so cool. My name is Owen.
I'm a GC and inventer.

What do you do with that ugly butt crack?
Plumbers crack be gone!!!!!How???

Butt crack pak, that's what! Scoop it out and use any good quality putty knife and smooth those cheeks Bro!
Call now and for $19.95, plus shipping and handling well send you your crack pak. Wait, theres more, mention you saw this on CT and well send you a pocket pecker. Yes, the pocket pecker a handy little tool for marking drill holes, Wait, if you act now, well send you a pencil peepee, oops HAHA, I meant pencil teepee, don't have a crack to set your pencil, put it in the pencil teepee, fits on any flat surface so you can find a pencil every time you need one.
Act now while supplies last $19.95+S&H
Long tail T-shirts are cheaper.
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:53 PM   #5
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Re: New Product, Butt Crack Pak!

Sounds great, but I have had good results with Crack Spackle from Duluth Trading & because I buy in bulk its cheaper than the combo offer above & includes a free bucket

You might want to try @ the PlumbingZone
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:03 PM   #6
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Perfectly dreadful...I'm going back to my knitting.....
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Old 02-04-2009, 06:52 AM   #7
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Bodger wahoo dud nice keeding
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:22 AM   #8
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How come I can't mark drill holes with my pocket pecker?

How many Marks can a pocket pecker drill if a pocket pecker could drill Mark?
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:47 PM   #11
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Someone will be coming to get your man card shortly. To get it back you will need to do something more manly to get it back
AHHRRGH.. I hate it when this happens...it's those damn ruby slippers from the Tin Man thread...

I'll get back to you...
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Better hurry up or this guy will be comin' for it

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