Nathans Dream

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2003 Nathan has a dream

Nathan: I have a dream of uniting contractors all over the world
Mods: Cole, Ed, Teetor, Atlantic, ProWall,FloorW. sounds good Nathan

Nathan: I am going to start a forum that professional contractors can join
MODs: cool where are you going to start it Texas?

Nathan: No its going to be on my computer anyone can join it will be on the internet
Mod ED: WOW!!!

Nathan: Cool huh ED
ED: Yeah you own a computer?

Nathan: Um yeah any way so I need some help with this forum stuff
Mods: Ok how can we help?

Nathan: there is going to be lots of people on this site one day and It needs some structure to run it you guys will be like my Sheriffs

MOD Cole: So I get to wear a badge?
Nathan: Uhmm well not exactly but I will get back to you on that Cole

Nathan: Anyway lots of contractors will join up and I just need some help keep everyone civil and on track you guys want to help.

MOD Atlantic: This doesn't sound easy Nathan were talking about Contractors here. How much does this pay.

Nathan: Pay? no no I am doing this to help the industry we do this to help guys out and hang out and have fun. Do you see where I am going with this?

MODS: Click, Click, Click,Click, Click, Click

Nathan: ring ring ring ring Nathan calling Back

MODS: Hello, hello, Hello, Nathan it sound like you said free and you got disconnected after that.

Nathan: Listen guys I know it’s Hard to see it now you got to have a vision. Years from now you guys will thank me for this wonderful opportunity

Mods: Ok we give it a shot But if it gets to stressful or guys get out of hand were out. We have enough stress and we don't need any more.

Nathan: It’s all done via the web, how stressful could it be anyone gets out of hand we just ban them ok

Mods: ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok,



Fast forward to 2009


Nathan: Hows it going guys I am about to go out of town let me know if you need help.

Mods, Ok, ok,ok,ok,ok,ok,ok,

Nathan: Everyone has my number I am off. Nathan leaves 8:00pm

MOD Josasis: 8:15pm ring, ring Nathan that’s it these bums aren't worth it I quit you can have P&R Back I don’t need this stress click.

Nathan:

Mod Cole: 8:20pm ring, ring Nathan, man I not sure what happen but
there are like 400 dudes in the chat room and its is ugly, it’s like being back in the penitentiary I am out of here I quit I don’t need this stress click .

Nathan:

Mod Atlantic: 8:30pm ring, ring Nathan the red button went off like 100 times, I called Jo and Cole and got no answer wtf is going on. I am too old for this, I am almost ready to retire man you can have this I quit I don’t need this stress Click

Nathan:

Nathan 8:45 Nathan lands and opens his laptop Logs into CT hey gang whats going on?

CT poster: Nothing Nathan nothing much every things cool

Nathan: logs out confused

Mod Prowall: 9:15pm ring ring Nathan man it’s getting bad in here, they are tearing up the general forums it getting ugly I don't need this bro I am packing up my roller and I am gone this is to stressful I am out.

Nathan: Packs his bags and Flies back home. Calls up all the mods

Mods: Nathan man this sounded good in 2003 but these cyber punks are off the hook you can have this internet stuff back we are going back to doing less stressful stuff

Nathan: what could be less stressful than this, Running a bunch of guys on the internet.?
Mods: BEING A CONTRACTOR all the mods leave except 2

Nathan: ED, Cole you guys staying?

MOD ED: No I am leaving but I still can't believe we did this from our computer
MOD Cole: I never got that damn Badge

The END




I hope everyone finds this amusing. Just trying to cheer everyone up and break the tension. I love this place, you guys just need to relax and take it easy. Appreciate Nathan and the Moderators for all their efforts and keep the jokes civil. I myself will start to behave a bit more. Contribute to this fine establishment. I will only pick on the how much does this call threads

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Cole

How long have you been taping our phone calls? You sob!

Just to let everyone know, I am still pissed about the badge.



Guys lets put what happened last night behind us, I know everyone goes crazy every once in a while, but this isnt the place to do it. Remember we are all guests here, its a public forum that is privately owned. For you that dont agree with the rules, go out and try and find a better forum that is related to our industry and get back to me.

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dirt diggler

um ... you forgot the part where some dude like uploaded some gay **** onto the General Discussion








not to keep bringing that up or anything

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Ed the Roofer

I thought that was frigging hilarious.

I am really grateful that I missed out last night though.

I can just get glimpses of the carnage and I have poor vision.

It's just the Fricking Internet Guys.

Don't sweat the small stuff and this BS is all small stuff.

Ed

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dirt diggler

um ... i don't think puttin anything behind anybody's necessarily the way to go about solvin this problem

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Bodger

I'll get back to you Rory, but right now, I am dying from laughter..

Cole

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Bodger

Let's not try to get anything straight between us either...

dirt diggler

me too

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J F

I missed it all...why is Finley getting ripped a new one over on painttalk ?

J F

http://www.painttalk.com/f2/interest...t-4311/index7/

what the hell did he do, suggest he could paint? 8 pages...wow

Tinstaafl

Oh.
I thought you said "sub".

Bodger

Same thing...

Celtic

I've been sitting on this all day....

When I logged off last night, I'm pretty sure some guys were swinging from the chandeliers....a few were AFK [possibly together]...and the condition was general mayhem.

I enjoy mayhem as much as the next alleged perpetrator...but it was late and was time for me to go.


So today I log on ....and all I could see in my mind's eye was this:

+ YouTube Video

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dirt diggler

i dunno ... but those guys are some kinda disgruntled

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dirt diggler

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jcalvin

rbs has too much time on hos hands and as for the mods, good job. i know you go unappreciated a lot but this is an awesome site and the knowledge lurking around is endless. if you can just figure out how to title a post so that someone will actually open it.

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Cal


You hired WHO

WisePainter

Messing with the painters is a baaaad idea, we have our own site.

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My advice: Hire a real painter to do it.

J F

Snobnd

On behalf of all the Contractors that come here day in day out---- Thanks Guys for sticking to it!
We love this place! dirt diggler When ya gona finnish #3???? Malco Misspelling on Isle 5 please clean it up!

Ya gota love this place!.............Shhhhh what's that.....................I think somone is looking for some pricing in FLA http://www.contractortalk.com/f50/wh...florida-53668/ lets go get em....LOL