2003 Nathan has a dream
Nathan: I have a dream of uniting contractors all over the world
Mods: Cole, Ed, Teetor, Atlantic, ProWall,FloorW. sounds good Nathan
Nathan: I am going to start a forum that professional contractors can join
MODs: cool where are you going to start it Texas?
Nathan: No its going to be on my computer anyone can join it will be on the internet
Mod ED: WOW!!!
Nathan: Cool huh ED
ED: Yeah you own a computer?
Nathan: Um yeah any way so I need some help with this forum stuff
Mods: Ok how can we help?
Nathan: there is going to be lots of people on this site one day and It needs some structure to run it you guys will be like my Sheriffs
MOD Cole: So I get to wear a badge?
Nathan: Uhmm well not exactly but I will get back to you on that Cole
Nathan: Anyway lots of contractors will join up and I just need some help keep everyone civil and on track you guys want to help.
MOD Atlantic: This doesn't sound easy Nathan were talking about Contractors here. How much does this pay.
Nathan: Pay? no no I am doing this to help the industry we do this to help guys out and hang out and have fun. Do you see where I am going with this?
MODS: Click, Click, Click,Click, Click, Click
Nathan: ring ring ring ring Nathan calling Back
MODS: Hello, hello, Hello, Nathan it sound like you said free and you got disconnected after that.
Nathan: Listen guys I know it’s Hard to see it now you got to have a vision. Years from now you guys will thank me for this wonderful opportunity
Mods: Ok we give it a shot But if it gets to stressful or guys get out of hand were out. We have enough stress and we don't need any more.
Nathan: It’s all done via the web, how stressful could it be anyone gets out of hand we just ban them ok
Mods: ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok,
Fast forward to 2009
Nathan: Hows it going guys I am about to go out of town let me know if you need help.
Mods, Ok, ok,ok,ok,ok,ok,ok,
Nathan: Everyone has my number I am off. Nathan leaves 8:00pm
MOD Josasis: 8:15pm ring, ring Nathan that’s it these bums aren't worth it I quit you can have P&R Back I don’t need this stress click.
Nathan: 
Mod Cole: 8:20pm ring, ring Nathan, man I not sure what happen but
there are like 400 dudes in the chat room and its is ugly, it’s like being back in the penitentiary I am out of here I quit I don’t need this stress click .
Nathan:
Mod Atlantic: 8:30pm ring, ring Nathan the red button went off like 100 times, I called Jo and Cole and got no answer wtf is going on. I am too old for this, I am almost ready to retire man you can have this I quit I don’t need this stress Click
Nathan:
Nathan 8:45 Nathan lands and opens his laptop Logs into CT hey gang whats going on?
CT poster:
Nothing Nathan nothing much every things cool
Nathan: logs out confused
Mod Prowall: 9:15pm ring ring Nathan man it’s getting bad in here, they are tearing up the general forums it getting ugly I don't need this bro I am packing up my roller and I am gone this is to stressful I am out.
Nathan: Packs his bags and Flies back home. Calls up all the mods
Mods: 
Nathan man this sounded good in 2003 but these cyber punks are off the hook you can have this internet stuff back we are going back to doing less stressful stuff
Nathan: what could be less stressful than this, Running a bunch of guys on the internet.?
Mods: BEING A CONTRACTOR all the mods leave except 2
Nathan: 
ED, Cole you guys staying?
MOD ED: No I am leaving but I still can't believe we did this from our computer
MOD Cole: I never got that damn Badge
The END
I hope everyone finds this amusing. Just trying to cheer everyone up and break the tension. I love this place, you guys just need to relax and take it easy. Appreciate Nathan and the Moderators for all their efforts and keep the jokes civil. I myself will start to behave a bit more. Contribute to this fine establishment. I will only pick on the how much does this call threads
me too
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