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10-28-2009, 07:07 PM
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Charitable animal
 
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so as I'm wrapping up this evening, Ho opens the kitchen slider up on the unfinished deck, so I go up there to grab some stuff up there and small talk for 5 minutes. I'm standing on joists, ho's inside with slider open, my ringtone is "me so horney me love you long time"/ 2 live crew
down below my phone rings, I start talking loud hoping to drown out the ring, a minute later it rings again. I gotta change the ringtone 
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10-28-2009, 07:20 PM
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Re: Mortified
WHoops
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10-28-2009, 07:39 PM
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Re: Mortified
i like big butts and i cannot lie
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10-28-2009, 07:44 PM
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10-28-2009, 08:27 PM
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Re: Mortified
Grown men should not wear football jerseys, have ringtones, or pay for a cup of coffee with a credit card.
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10-28-2009, 08:32 PM
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Re: Mortified
LMAO
I think you will quickly find out if the HO has a sense of humor!
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10-28-2009, 08:43 PM
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Re: Mortified
Dude, there are so many reasons why you should change that ring tone I can't begin to list them.
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10-28-2009, 08:52 PM
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So how did he/she take it? I would guess that they took it alright since you posted the laughing smiley. Had a guy working with me one time who's ring tone was a woman screaming like she was taking it in the ... Made him change it immediately. No one heard it on the job but me
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10-28-2009, 09:06 PM
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Re: MortifiedGood one!
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10-28-2009, 09:15 PM
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me love u long time.
 Seriously. H/O mustav thought you were like 17 years old!? |
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10-28-2009, 10:21 PM
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Re: Mortified
it was all good, we had a good laugh about it, new phone and i was screwing around with it and meant to change it back, it was pretty damn funny though
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10-29-2009, 12:22 AM
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Re: Mortified
Was that a female HO or male?
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10-29-2009, 12:45 AM
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My ringtone was Red Neck Gigolo, always got a good response with the opening verse "Lets get to work!" |
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10-29-2009, 08:26 AM
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10-29-2009, 08:28 AM
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10-29-2009, 11:20 PM
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Re: Mortified
Just tell her that is the theme song of your second job. Being an in-demand male escort is a tough job, but it allows you to do what you really love during the day, which is building stuff.
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10-29-2009, 11:28 PM
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Re: Mortified
FYI - on some phones, if you hit the volume button on the side, it automatically mutes it
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