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Old 03-15-2008, 08:39 PM   #1
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Just got this in my e-mail today and thought I would share a good laugh with all of you


Hello,

I am a contractor. Just want to give a courteous and friendly heads up to you that it's pointless for you to give out estimates to any customers because I will beat your price anytime, anyday! Whatever price you give to any shopping around customers on Craigslist, I will beat that price by offering an even lower estimate. I informed every customers to give me the cheapest price estimate they get from any companies, and I will offer an even lower price. Afterall, all customers are cheapos and will pick the cheapest workers.

So therefore, this is a friendly competition note to inform you, don't waste your time. I'm the king of craigslist because I beat all the prices.

Thanks for your time. Maybe you can try posting in the newspapers, magazines. Because Craigslist customers is already taken cared of by me.


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Old 03-15-2008, 08:42 PM   #2
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Sweeet....I'll be all over it tomorrow...have a semi-imbibed game of scategories going on now...the boss let's me check in on the rounds that I lose...

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Give us the Category, posting city and we will bombard the listings with handyman service posts!!!!

Make him work REALLY hard at undercutting!!!!!!!!!!
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so, have some fun...really advertise heavily on craigslist...give people email quotes...50% lower than you would ever imagine...leave them completely vague...doesn't matter, you'll never do the job...heck, set up another company (at least letterhead anyway) for this...then tell the customer to call this guy...that you gave your best price, but you know that it's fruitless because this guy always beats your price...

that'll keep him busy for awhile...
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You guys do get the man code, right? "boss"=fiance..???....soon to be wife...you guys are killin' me...

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so, have some fun...really advertise heavily on craigslist...give people email quotes...50% lower than you would ever imagine...leave them completely vague...doesn't matter, you'll never do the job...heck, set up another company (at least letterhead anyway) for this...then tell the customer to call this guy...that you gave your best price, but you know that it's fruitless because this guy always beats your price...

that'll keep him busy for awhile...

lol.....thats great! I may just do that

But is it even worth my time ya know!!?!!
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so, have some fun...really advertise heavily on craigslist...give people email quotes...50% lower than you would ever imagine...leave them completely vague...doesn't matter, you'll never do the job...heck, set up another company (at least letterhead anyway) for this...then tell the customer to call this guy...that you gave your best price, but you know that it's fruitless because this guy always beats your price...

that'll keep him busy for awhile...
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You guys do get the man code, right? "boss"=fiance..???....soon to be wife...you guys are killin' me...

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I get it.......and thats why I was saying your sucking up
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Give us the Category, posting city and we will bombard the listings with handyman service posts!!!!

Make him work REALLY hard at undercutting!!!!!!!!!!

sfbay area(CALIFORNIA...MARTINEZ,CONCORD,PLEASANT HILL), east bay Craigslist.

Just dont copy our add!!
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...and I have this one goin' on...talk about multi-functional...

http://www.contractortalk.com/showth...t=35231&page=3

...now, somebody give me a fish that starts with "i"...

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Pathetic is right.

But is any of us going after the customer that would hire this guy?

Sorry, if they want the cheapest, they don't want me. Hell, if they are looking on Craigslist for a craftsman, all they will find is CRAPSmen

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I get it.......and thats why I was saying your sucking up
Alright...thanks...I'm feeling very vulnerable after losing 3 rounds (at least 1 was on purpose). I do have an evil plan floating around somewhere. I just need to find my vowels.

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Just got this in my e-mail today and thought I would share a good laugh with all of you


Hello,

I am a contractor. Just want to give a courteous and friendly heads up to you that it's pointless for you to give out estimates to any customers because I will beat your price anytime, anyday! Whatever price you give to any shopping around customers on Craigslist, I will beat that price by offering an even lower estimate. I informed every customers to give me the cheapest price estimate they get from any companies, and I will offer an even lower price. Afterall, all customers are cheapos and will pick the cheapest workers.

So therefore, this is a friendly competition note to inform you, don't waste your time. I'm the king of craigslist because I beat all the prices.

Thanks for your time. Maybe you can try posting in the newspapers, magazines. Because Craigslist customers is already taken cared of by me.



LOL.....TAKEN CARED OF ME HUH.....RIIIIIIGHT!

Great English. Sounds like you're out of luck, since this guy has "Craigslist customers is already taken cared of by me.". That sucks, maybe you'll have better luck with newspapers or magazines.

Maybe you could post this skilled craftsman's eMail address so I and other here can ask him for some advice.


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...and I have this one goin' on...talk about multi-functional...

http://www.contractortalk.com/showth...t=35231&page=3

...now, somebody give me a fish that starts with "i"...

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Just dont copy our add!!


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lol.....thats great! I may just do that

But is it even worth my time ya know!!?!!
who cares...for someone stupid enough to send an email like that, it's worth it for the sheer joy
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sweeet....now, can I turn the time machine around to say, oh...I don't know...about 14 minutes ago...I'm GOLDEN.....as it is right now, I lost the game...I hoping to recoup a little later.

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