Laugh Of The Day: A Couple Craigslist Ad's

Mud Master

I was disgusted, but laughed.

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PLUMBER NEEDED (BELAIR)

Reply to: job-1033762300@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-13, 6:26PM EST



LOOKING FOR A REASONABLE PLUMBER TO DO A COUPLE BATH DIVERTERS AND FLUID MASTERS FOR ,SHOWER HEADS AT MY HOUSE.I LIVE 5 MINUTES FROM HOME DEPOT,YOULL COME OVER and see what you need,WILL GET WHAT WE NEED YOU WILL INSTALL.

• Location: BELAIR
• Compensation: 100.00 $ LABOR TIMES ARE TOUGH
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 1033762300

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PAINTER/HANDYMAN

Reply to: job-1031582401@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-12, 8:24AM EST



Contractor needs experienced painter, ceramic tile installer, and general handy skills. Must speak English very well, and have own transportation. Work in Reisterstown, Baltimore City and County. Must have references. No smoking, radio or music. Respond through craigs list.

• Compensation: $10-$12 an hour
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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hola...paving labor needed (baltimore)

Reply to: job-1041892532@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-19, 5:18PM EST



hola!paving and concrete amigo needed.must clean up jobsite and know paving and concrete.must have reliable conduce!

• Location: baltimore
• Compensation: top pay
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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Electricians Needed (Parkville)

Reply to: job-1041615529@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-19, 2:29PM EST



Need skilled electrician for residential service work. Must drive. Must be able to work 10 hr days if necessary. Must have a clean criminal record. Must be able to pass radom drug testing.

• Location: Parkville
• Compensation: pay range from $7 per hr to $13 per hr
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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Read me - Electrician for great service cheap price (Baltimore + + + +)

Reply to: serv-1041701282@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-19, 3:14PM EST



Being an Electrician is about providing EXPERT service at a modest price.

I've been doing Electrical work for almost 30 years. I've wired houses, apartments, hospitals, warehouses, gas stations, ATM's, hotels, convenience stores, grocery stores, shopping centers, etc etc etc...

I love to work.
I'd rather under charge. It is NOT possible to become rich on one job.
It is better to under charge and stay busy.
Let me earn your business and your referrals.
I can do small or large jobs.


I'm flexible and willing to work 7 days a week to fit your schedule.


1.713.557.3058 - Please, CALL me TODAY ... Dave
(I AM local despite my long distance phone number)

• Location: Baltimore + + + +
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• License info: md

PostingID: 1041701282

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DetailHandyman

Wow...$7 an hour!

The pimply faced punks at Burger King make more than that around here.

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The cat box ain't gonna clean itself.

dirt diggler

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Thanks in advance!!!

mahlere

this dude is all over the forums....i think he's from PA...looks like he's expanding

DetailHandyman

713 area code is Texas....WTF?

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The cat box ain't gonna clean itself.

bwalley

I don't think minimum wage is that low.

dirt diggler

you know what - i think i figured it out


see - this guy LOVES to work.


i DO NOT like to work. I tolerate - and do have some fun moments (but usually it's when someone else is doing the work) - but for the most part, I'd rather not be working.



so, if he enjoys working that much - he WILL do it for free. Even if he has to pay for the travel between Texas and Maryland. Or Pennsylvania. Where ever he's from

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Thanks in advance!!!

DetailHandyman

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The cat box ain't gonna clean itself.

bwalley

Looking for drywall help (St Petersburg)

Reply to: job-1043517599@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-02-20, 7:12PM EST



Looking for drywall hangers and finishers. Meticulous work is a requirement and I will not settle for anything less. Only experienced need apply. This is a contract job. $8.00 for hangers. $10-12 for finishers. No drugs/alcohol....ID/references/transportation required. You need your own tools. Thanks!

• Location: St Petersburg
• Compensation: $8-$12/hour
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 1043517599

Chris Johnson

Man at those prices I could afford to GC again and compete against foreclosures

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Brickie

electric (chicagoland)

Reply to: gigs-1043586160@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-02-20, 7:16PM CST



i can do electric for 15 per box if you are interested write me back

• Location: chicagoland
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Compensation: no pay

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/lbg/1043586160.html

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DRC

That's insane. They are offering wages from 15 years ago or more. Efen thieves.

matthewcims

I like the one that says no smoking radio or music.

I can see no smoking but damn come on radio/music I have to have all 3 or i just dont feel complete at the job haha

Aggie67

Now I've seen it all.

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removal of small tumor(cancer ?) (River Edge nj)

Reply to: gigs-1043837772@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-02-21, 12:55AM EST


I need a person to remove a small tumor from the side of my head.I have some tools.medical student preferred.will pay $150.I have no medical insurance.201-678-9092


Location: River Edge nj
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $150.00
PostingID: 1043837772

DetailHandyman

Yep, a shot of whiskey and a pen knife and I'll dig that sucker out!

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The cat box ain't gonna clean itself.

Mud Master

That had to be a joke. I can't see that being a serious post to even the most bizzare of people.

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bwalley

I don't allow radios on my jobs.

hbelectric

If your only worth $7 an hour, than that is what you get payed, I don't see the problem. I know plenty of guy's trying to get into the electrical trade, that are not even worth free labor.

Buck25

It's not from CL, but it might as well be:
(from a gc's website under services offered for kitchen remodeling)

Our extra ordinary kitchen remodeling offered:

Planning and design
Computerized 3D plans for your corrections –this diagram are used for you to feel the sizes and the location of the components of your new kitchen; therefore you are part of the project design.
Order and supply all finished product (not include appliances)
Demolition
Rough electrical and plumbing
Patching and painting
Flooring
Cabinets supply and installation
counter top (tile, granite, Cesar stone, Sile stone, Korean) supply and installation
Appliances installation
Sink and faucet installation
Finnish electrical
painting
Clean and haul away all debris related.
Get a Free Home Remodeling Estimate


I love my competition.

EricTheHandyman

Wow, at least he's allowing immigrants to work! I wonder if the Finnish electrical is 120V or 240V?

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