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Old 11-24-2005, 06:09 AM   #1
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Help Wanted? What? Holy Cow Batman! Employment Paradise!

Check this out. I just picked it up from St Louis Today. Bet their not looking for a fella to build sets.


Construction Workers Winter is here, make extra money working in Adult Entertainment. Athletic males needed immediately. We offer excellent financial compensation. INTENSE STUDIOS * 417-###-####



Maybe I should sign up. Eveybody likes to get a little ..........extra cash. . I've always wanted the name Buck Naked.

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Old 11-24-2005, 08:31 AM   #2
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Well Bob, Buck Naked sounds nice, but its already taken.
Click here to find out your true **** name.

BTW, mine is Tawny Spankalot
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Old 11-24-2005, 12:16 PM   #3
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Yikes... Even though I chose male I got this Madam Darkholer!
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Old 11-24-2005, 01:21 PM   #4
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Sindy Jam?
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Old 11-24-2005, 02:35 PM   #5
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Nurse Stroker?
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Old 11-25-2005, 11:44 PM   #6
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I'd give it a shot....
If I wasn't in Paradise already!
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Old 11-25-2005, 11:57 PM   #7
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I am Nikki Strokum... thats not fair.... my wife is Lady Fuzzynuts now that is just funny... ( I hope she never reads this)
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Old 11-26-2005, 08:30 AM   #8
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Ok, Buck Naked is taken, how about I use Manwaylow.

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This week I will be signing my invoices... Missy Rugmuncher.

I'll let you know if anyone even notices.
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New Company Name:
Ritzy Dangler Carpentry and Construction.
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Old 11-28-2005, 04:46 PM   #11
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Huh...my new name is the same as my old one
Oh wait, it says "Slick Shaft"
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