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Old 02-06-2009, 05:33 PM   #1
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HA! That CL Hire A Hack Ad...


I ran it...

Got two responses. I'm sooooooooo tempted to take the work and do the sh**iest job possible. then let them know they got what they paid for.

WTF?!?! these peole can't be serious can they?


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I noticed you're looking for work or an extra source of income. I can
help, message me back if this is a real ad.
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i know a way to help you with your job situation! if you're
interested in some easy work message me back! help is in honolulu

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Old 02-06-2009, 05:35 PM   #2
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Re: HA! That CL Hire A Hack Ad...


Sounds like a 'work at home' thing. Could be interesting!
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I ran it...

Got two responses. I'm sooooooooo tempted to take the work and do the sh**iest job possible. then let them know they got what they paid for.

WTF?!?! these peole can't be serious can they?

Which hack ad did you run??
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:36 PM   #4
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Sounds like a 'work at home' thing. Could be interesting!
Watch out you don't end up with a Rub n' Tug franchise..
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Which hack ad did you run??

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Cut costs and Hire a Hack! We work for HACK LIKE customers.

I will show up an hour after you call because Im broke as a joke and need beer money for tonite.

Then I'll give you a TEASER rate like $75. a room or $1.00 a sq ft.
I'll send one of my morons not covered by W.C. and only costing me TEN BUCKS an hr.

My minivan has passenger plates and no signs. absolutly NO insurance or experience, but this will save you $$$$$$ big time.

SPECIAL TERMS:
Dont bother calling my CELL(number subject to change daily) after the so called job falls apart or I split because it cant be finished for my rediculously low quote because YOU WONT FIND ME!
Ill either be :

In jail
Drunk
On the lamb
Hocking your stuff
Planning the robbery of your property(or more likely the neighbors).
With a hooker
On narcotics
Screwing the next customer that doesnt want to pay ligit contractors

OH YEA, YOU MAY NEED TO PROVIDE LUNCH, MATERIAL,TOOLS,CASH UP FRONT, AND POSSIBLY TRANSPORTATION.
But remember, YOU WILL PAY THE LOWEST PRICE WITH HIREAHACK GUARENTEED.


CALL NOW FOR WORK IN ONE HOUR: 1-800-IM-CHEAP
I understand some folks may see it as sarcasm...but c'mon..."no insurance or experienc"....I wouldn't consider that sarcastic.
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Re: HA! That CL Hire A Hack Ad...


I posted the "hire a hack" ad in my area but I did not care to receive any messages from it. I omitted the email feature in my ad.
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I should at least go see the house and property. hell...I might be inspired to fall off a ladder or something.
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I posted the "hire a hack" ad in my area but I did not care to receive any messages from it. I omitted the email feature in my ad.

I used a waster account that I use for sites requiring emails for reg.

I wanted to see if/what kind of responses it would draw.
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I'd have fun all they with them. Buy a prepaid cell and make their life hell.

Gawd you got me thinking evil now Call them at 4 am drunk from the driveway
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too ******* funny. keep us posted on this.

ps, good editing software... wow.
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:50 PM   #11
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I'd have fun all they with them. Buy a prepaid cell and make their life hell.

Gawd you got me thinking evil now Call them at 4 am drunk from the driveway
Oh hell yes!
Give 'em a good dose of what hacks really are!
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Take the jobs, destroy the place, leave an upper decker in the bathroom, impregnate their daughter, and drive off into the sunset with all their beer. Then file a lien for non-payment.
Repeat as necessary.
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Old 02-06-2009, 06:17 PM   #13
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Both of those replys are obviously cut an paste emails from somebody blanketing craigslist looking to sign you up for Amway or something. They don't sound like responses to your ad.
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Take the jobs, destroy the place, leave an upper decker in the bathroom, impregnate their daughter, and drive off into the sunset with all their beer. Then file a lien for non-payment.
Repeat as necessary.




WTH is an upper decker?

like a 3 coiler?
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WTH is an upper decker?

like a 3 coiler?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=Upper+Decker


upper decker
The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.


My friends x-girl friend had a party and she left whith some other dude who looked like the fonz "Heyyy!". So I took it upon myself to leave her an upper decker
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WTH is an upper decker?

like a 3 coiler?
Take the lid off the toilet tank and...bombs away.
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upper decker
The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.


My friends x-girl friend had a party and she left whith some other dude who looked like the fonz "Heyyy!". So I took it upon myself to leave her an upper decker
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leave an upper decker in the bathroom

HA!! You can always pick
out the Howard Stern people.
That was from Tuesday's show. LOL!!




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I wish I had known about the upper decker in my younger days. We used to take all of the food out of peoples freezers and hide it around the house. Pork chops in a drop ceiling was always a favorite.
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